 Stiggo629: I'm telling you, its all about the me's |  carbonbased: "Early to rise and early to bed, gives you a weirdly oval-shaped head." "OK, that's just stupid." |  GrrrsonK: "If we don't hang together, I'm still well hung!" "Shut up!" "Early to bed and go fuck yourself!"  Chupacabrartanas: Stately God Manor  HanoweenFeh: Driving a manual is so much easier with a helper monkey, and now you don't have to throw your own feces at cars that cut you off  Chupacabrartanas: "KITT, you've really let yourself go lately" "I wouldn't talk Michael" "Bitch" "Whore"  Reynard_T_Fox: "Hello! I'm Jiminy Heating Element!" *VRRRMMMMMM* *facemelt*  Agent_Ghouldy: Aw cripes, who let K-Fed in the car? "Noooooo talent! *whistle*"  HanoweenFeh: Just another Yankees postseason. Huzzah!  Reynard_T_Fox: "Nooooo synthetic fibers!" *POP* *NUDITY* Agent_Ghouldy: "Lucky for us, we don't need springs to check out Henry's sweet, sweet ass."  Reynard_T_Fox: "Noooo vulcanized rubber!" *POP* *SCREEE* "Dammit Coily, I was *praising* vulcanized rubber this morning!"  Reynard_T_Fox: Noooo Soybeans! *widespread indifference*  Inventing_Situations: Nooooo Inventing Situations! *CRASH* AnHourOrSo_of_Silence: ...  GrrrsonK: "Me? Crash the server? Dick right!"  Reynard_T_Fox: "The Great Crash was awful, but we must look forward now! We must repopulate the gallery!" "Um, we're all men." "Come on, who wants to start?"  Jazzsoda: Inserting the entire text of War & Peace into the cap box as a hilarious joke that totally fucking blew up IS? That was MY idea!  Reynard_T_Fox: "I don't know what got into them, but we can repopulate the gallery, right, Trigger?" "Uhh, look, Jedi and keogh just showed up." "Really? ...fuck. Well...still up for-" "NO."  Jazzsoda: Yeah, we're all happy that IS is back up, but these poor slobs all thought they were getting the night off. Nope! Prance, you freaks! Prance!  GrrrsonK: "Just limbering up so I can prance for the good people."  Agent_Ghouldy: "Sorry, old chum, can't have that drink with you just now. The little lady and I are gonna go repopulate the gallery."  Reynard_T_Fox: "Hey, Jim, Moldy's here, now you can repopulate the gallery proper." "Ehh. I'm not in the mood anymore."  Jazzsoda: Sure, the gallery's been repopulated, but now everybody kinda looks like Moldy. Did I miss something while I was in the bathroom?  Reynard_T_Fox: *shove* *swing* "Guys! Black Bart is-" *swingback* *smack* *flies back into the street* *gets run over by a coach* "Did you hear something?" "Nah."  JediCorpse: *Picks up outlandisly huge steam-powered contact lens*  Jazzsoda: "You called for Towhook Dan and the Fashion Victim?" "I'm almost certain I did no such thing." "Hmm. Well, do you need any adventures humorously botched?" "Actually, now that you metion it..."  keogh: "Good evening, folks. I'm Goddamn Dreamy, your host."  Hippie: "Skirmish" was what they called tickle contests in the old west. And frankly, in a skirmish, everybody's a winner.  GrrrsonK: "Please excuse Jospeh from the skirmish. He skinned his knee. Signed Joseph's Mom."  JediCorpse: "Sectarian Violence!" "Civil War!" "SECTARIAN VIOLENCE!" "CIVIL WAR!" *some kind of fight breaks out*  Seltaeb: Finally! Some content to add to the alt.fetish.ann.b.davis.asphyxiated newsgroup!  Reynard_T_Fox: Mrs. Greasefire decides to go check on the kids in the basement hole. |