 GersonK: "I had the craziest dream, Dale. Some insane bald emperor, hawkmen, short shorts, guys dressed as Roman centur......eee....yans" |  HanoverF: Someone needs to instruct Flash on proper glory hole technique |  Jazzsoda: "Wait. Wait. One of these turns on the upstairs bathroom light. Just a sec." *sound of pee hitting the floor upstairs*  HanoverF: The curtains stay, the tin Oscar Wildes go  Seltaeb: I wouldn't think a giant coffee filter would make a great frame for a throne, but what do I know? Reynard_T_Fox: Failed Superhero #492: The Little Man In The Boat  Stiggo629: The hills are alive, with the sound of...evil! Agent_Moldy: "You shall be my concubine for -- Dave! You still here? Dude, you rock! -- my concubine for all eternity..."  HanoverF: Nothings creepier then when Flash goes in for the shoulder massage, especially when you're trying to drive your spaceship through a tunnel.  AgentQ: "I have come to liberate Greyskull! Tremble before the might of Armadillon!" *stabs Armadillon with laser spear* "Tremble before the stunned death throes of Armadillon!" *stunned death throes* JediClone: This is my phaser! This is my gun! This is for hyper-accelerating your sub-atomic particles beyond their capacity to maintain electromagnetic cohesion! This is for fun!  Agent_Moldy: "Twenty Milkbones, same as in town." AgentQ: The violent fights are only one element of danger in the life of intrepid space pilot Hannigan Science. The make-up sex following the violent fights is usually even more dangerous.  GersonK: "Must...wring out...these...short...shorts" "Uh Flash, could ya untie me?" "Damn these squirts..."  joe678: Ceiling sprinklers, AWAY! Agent_Moldy: Ebert and the Blue Angels give this move 5 thumbs down.  Reynard_T_Fox: Ever without mercy, Ming leaves this poor dude hanging. Forever.  Jazzsoda: It's nice to see that petty rivalries and the clash of good versus evil are put aside on movie night. HanoverF: Ming liked to get photos blown into poster size, and photograph himself standing in front of them to feel like one of the gang  Agent_Moldy: Ming the Merciless stars in "Damn These Squirts", the critically acclaimed prequel to "Horrific Torrent of Diarrhea". E_the_E: And now, Nat Ming Cole sings his signature song 'Unmerciful'.  Seltaeb: "You don't say!... you don't say... you don't... less tongue, please... you don't say..."  Agent_Moldy: HELLO, CLEVELAND! ARE YOU READY TO BE SHOWN NO MERCY?!?!  joe678: "Hey, the new vertical edition of Hungry Hungry Hippos!"  Jazzsoda: Gayle's Understand-O-Meter is still pegged at zero. Looks like we're going to have to bust out the hand puppets.  HanoverF: Note to self, on the next rocketship, put the thrusters behind the passenger compartment. Also, buy a shitload of urns  Agent_Moldy: Ebert and the Blue Angels give this movie 2 thumbs up, and 3 thumbs d -- *CRASH* -- 2 thumbs down. Looks like it's a tie this week, kids!  Reynard_T_Fox: "Good morrow, East Shropshire, this is Madman Nigel Huffingshump in the Morning. Have you heard the latest news about the sexual proclivities of Welshmen? Truly a wizard study!"  Jazzsoda: "What's a dead muppet look like?" *DIANETICS, PAGE 42* "No way, I don't thi- *flipflipflip* I'll be goddamned! They thought of everything!"  GersonK: What's a shaved muppet look like? Page 57. |