 GersonK: o o 0 (Damn. No geigers on the whole beach.) |  Meldrick: "Murder, She Died." *thud* |  AgentQ: My least favorite episode of Thunderbirds was the one where the guy dressed up in a homemade Superman outfit and did a romantic dance with his cheeseburger. Wait, I mean this was the best one ever.  GersonK: Hair by Magnetic Filings and a Little Magnetic Stick  JediClone: Neil Diamond IS Mel Gibson! "o/' Turn on your hate-light/ Let it shine wherever you choose! Let it shone on cops and Jews/ Then blame it on the booze!"  Hippie: All right, I admit, there is a higher power: Superman. Can I move on now?  Artanas: "It's okay R2, it happens to everyone at some point"  Agent_Moldy: "There is no Mary Tyler Moore! Only Zuul! Well, maybe a *little* Mary Tyler Moore, but mostly Zuul!"  Dairai: the Barftusi  Seltaeb: Does he have hidden fees? I guess you could call them "Roman" charges! Ha! Oh dear lord, my side!..  Reynard_T_Fox: "Go on, have a look around." "If you stop trying to steer me with my ass, I might."  Agent_Moldy: Naughty maids are just waiting to -- sit down and rest their aching feet.  HanoverF: I'm not going to say Jennifer is emasculating, but Joe just developed fallopian tubes  Jazzsoda: "Nice beaver." "Thanks, I just ha- *HORRIFIC TORRENT OF DIARRHEA*"  GersonK: "Get a hold of yourself." *slap" "Calm down!" *bludgeon* "You're being hysterical!" *kidney punch*  JoeCrow: Well I think unconsiousness implies consent  joe678: "She's a Woozle and her name is Peanut."  Seltaeb: Here they come, litigating down the street... hey hey, it's the Lawyerees!  AgentQ: I think the best surprise guest star they ever got in these Beach Party movies was Mother Theresa. That scene where she did the twist with Annette and threw her back out? Classic.  Generik: "Okay, look, I brought along something to help you breathe through your nose while you do it, so NOW you have no excuse. Okay?"  Dairai: "Filey! Rackie! DeskDesk! There's a new friend at the door!"  Agent_Moldy: o/It was an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, purple, polka-dot bikini...that Mike Wallace wore for the first time, today...o/  Hippie: My God! No wonder whenever light casts my shadow just around the corner fans of Conan O'Brien come running by the thousands!  GersonK: "Up. Down. Up. Down. Left. Right. In."  AgentQ: "Nice moustache!" "What moustache? I'm smiling. These are my teeth." "My God! You mustn't have brushed since..." "Birth."  Jazzsoda: "And now, my rendition of Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds..." "Doctor, could I get my AIDS test results firs-" "Silence! Oh, Lucy was this guuuy, Neil Diiiaaamond... *camera tripod falls apart*"  Seltaeb: So called because the owner jerks left handed... what?  HanoverF: The wall doesn't really keep out the illegals, but the cougar moat, oh brother that's the stuff!  Jazzsoda: "But I can't see anything with this chef's hat on!" "The eyes can deceive and misguide your harpoon! A Jedi whaler uses the force! Or failing that, aim for the whale stench."  Agent_Moldy: o/Row-row-row your boat, gently with your neck...o/  HanoverF: Congratulations Mr. Peck, it's a Tim Conway, would you like to cut the cord?  Reynard_T_Fox: "You want a taste of the ol' Indiana Soupbone? The ol' Detroit Piston? The ol' Jan Hammer?" "Yes, already!" "Okay, drop your pants."  JediClone: "no" "Aw, c'mon! Just one more harpoon to the face!" "no" "Please!" "no" "Pretty please?" "no" "Pretty please with salt rubbed in?"... "OK" |