 TheWrongGersonK: I'll vouch for the fact that your cash doesn't have to live like a refugee |  Reynard_T_Fox: "I'd like to register a complaint about this stole." "Ah, is there something wrong with it?" "Something wrong with it? It's alive." "No no, it's just reflexes." |  Jazzsoda: It's time to take the cereal back when you start spitting out little doll hands during breakfast.  HanoverF: Trust me on this, you Do Not want to see Mel Gibson's lampshade collection  Reynard_T_Fox: The fans felt like they could relax as their team entered the seventh inning leading 7-Up Ledgers to nothing.  Jazzsoda: Just recognized his grandma's ass in Mel Gibson's lampshade collection.  HanoverF: Only hours later did Gerald realize he had been sucking on a Bic while writting his manifesto with a Marboro, no wonder flavor country was so wet and sticky  GersouthBySoutheastK: What evil lurks in the heart of men? The Pharmacist has no clue, but he can help with any resultant rashes.  Jazzsoda: Xeroxing with the lid up left Dennis with a strange and severe facial tan.  HanoverF: "Got your frontal lobe!"  Jazzsoda: I like to hang around and watch street barbers just because it's hilarious to see them try to carry off that giant chair when the cops come around the corner.  HanoverF: Little known fact: Jack the Ripper is only slighty less Notorious than Carl the Brusher, whose exploits are the reason Europeans are terrefied of dental hygene  Reynard_T_Fox: The film and the package are unmarked, and so shouldn't warrant much attention. The duck he had grabbed by the head would be a little harder to be nonchalant about.  HanoverF: Which war have the Jews gotten us into this time? Consult your handy Melgibsonometer to find out  Jazzsoda: "Hey, ca-" "Christ! Can't a guy walk down the street enjoying a homemade porno made from flipping a stack of Polaroids in peace??" "I was just gonna say, you dropped your money shot." "Oh. Thanks."  Generik: I understand there's a big sail on Claude Rains today.  Reynard_T_Fox: The young couple runs into their history teacher outside the midnight showing of "B.I. Joe." Awkwarrrrrd...  Generik: Arnold the Psychic Plastic Surgeon was able to mysteriously remove breast implants from unsuspecting women without ever making an incision.  HanoverF: The original sign was just way too big, according to whiny ass Arizona and New Mexico at least  Jazzsoda: "Life? Psssh, I'll get to reading you when I'm done with this month's Tweezer Monthly!"  Reynard_T_Fox: While checking out the exciting new '54 tweezer models, Frieda nevertheless felt compelled to mourn the passing of the '53s.  Jazzsoda: "I want to pimp out my shark's braces." "You've come to the right place."  Reynard_T_Fox: "First, you draw one eye! Then, one more eye! Two, TWO EYES, AH HA HA! *thunder* Then underneath, one, ONE NOSE, HA HA HA! *thunder*"  HanoverF: Sure she looks passable now, but without those 3am capper goggles on this is Stacey Keach  Jazzsoda: The leprechauns in Dale's trunk send out a desperate plea for help.
|  Reynard_T_Fox: Tired of hedges getting in the way of your view? Come test drive the new '55 Ford Defoliator! |