 Reynard_T_Fox: Surfer Rosa! Oh my golly oh my golly! |  echostation: "Say, what's this I hear about Taco-flavored Kisses?" | Reynard_T_Fox: "'Scuse me, Rosa, uh...OH MY GOLLY! OH MY GOLLY!" "What?" "OH MY GOLLY!" Rosa had a hard time getting dates.  echostation: "I am the one Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamigo!"  GodoHell: NOW WHO PUT MY HORSE'S COCK ON BACKWARDS?!? DAMMIT, THAT'S THE FIFTH TIME TODAY!!!  Jazzsoda: "Way out in the water? Nope. Hidin' behind the rocks? Nope. Where'd I leave my fucking mind this time?"  MarshallQ: Eager to set himself apart from all the other cowboys, Hugh takes to riding a three-legged ostrich named Matilda The Hun.  Reynard_T_Fox: Death And Moe Howard In Drag Ride A Pale Horse  Hippslinger: For just a brief moment, Margot thought the horse was at last returning her affections... then she remember the structure of the hand was all wrong.  Reynard_T_Fox: Wyatt prepares to crash on his bed at Barn 6. They'll leave the door open for ya.  Jazzparilla: "Whaddaya think?" "I don't care how many jobs you work at the Quik Lube, two nametags make you look like a doofus." "Shut your tit, Belinda Carlisle." "I don't get it."  Hippslinger: You just wait your turn back there until the tree's free, Roy. Don't piss down my asscrack like you did last time. *You wouldn't a-noticed 'less the Marshall said something.  SheriffQ: "I love the two nametags!" "Glad someone here does." "And is that a beautiful choker around your neck?" "Sure is. Guess who doesn't like that, either?"  Jazzparilla: Dude, you're still my boy and all, but when trees wilt in your presence, I think it's time to wash your dirty ass.  SheriffQ: "Haw-haw! That's so funny my balls dropped! Wait... wait, my balls dropped? I'm a man! Lordy lordy hallelujah, I'm a man!"  Jazzparilla: Much like that ugly girl you used to hang out with in High School to make you look prettier, Marcy likes to hang around the flattest wall in town to accentuate her modest bustline.  SheriffQ: "I want my nametag back." "You'll get it back when I'm done." "When'll that be?" "Wouldn't you like to know." "Will you two assholes knock it off?" Reyatt_Earp: "How many times do I have to tell you? One is for the movie theater, and the other is for my evening shift at Outback Steakhouse!" "Why do they have different names on them?" "Why your mama?"  HanontheRange: Funny captions under a giant W? Ha ,Think again fuckers!  Hippslinger: The cowboys and the horses try that speed-dating thing you've been hearing so much about.  Jazzparilla: "Don't worry gang, Dirk Crystal will never find us among these swaying, strangely colored trees." "Uh, boss?" *flop* "Wonderful! Who would even think to look where dinosaur shit falls from the sky?" Reyatt_Earp: The white turtleneck showed Dusty Winthrop III to be a preppie cowboy.  SheriffQ: The real reason he wore two nametags? If he stood in just the right pose, his entire torso would look like a demonic face, allowing him to conjure Dzak-Thun from the underworld to destroy his enemies.  TheWacoClone: "Why, I wear two name tags to give me the power of TWO BLACK ANGUSES!  Hippslinger: He spelled his name Douglas Mhontgomery in "Shadley Drive." After "Harmony Lane" bombed, he had to spell it Duglass Montgummery.  HanontheRange: The best part of the Lincoln/Douglas Debates was the Frederick Douglass dunk tank  TheWacoClone: W.C. Fields: Episode One... "Sure, I'll work with kids and animals! I love kids! ...Oh, none for me thanks. I'm driving" |