 Agent_Moldy: You've obviously never heard of the Indigo Girls. |  GersonK: "Aaah! Watch the teeth!" |  Hippie: Veggie Tales: Smiting the Unbelievers, will not be seen tonight... thank atheism!  Reynard_T_Fox: "I cut myself and now I'm sad."  Hippie: Hey! Tapeworm isn't one of the four food groups! *Are you sure your education's that good, Hip? *Ummm... okay, I'll try a little tapeworm. Can't hurt, right?  Reynard_T_Fox: "Ack! Safeword! SAFEWORD!"  Hippie: Gravity's great! (ten seconds pass) Fuck gravity. Lousy making-shit-drop phenomenon.  JediClone: We here at the Moody Institute of Science take a calm, quiet approach to- GODDAMIT I TOLD YOU TO MOVE THAT PIECE OF SHIT OUT OF THE WAY! HanoverF: "Hey Carl, I-" 'I'm filming science here! Can't you fuckers knock!' "You don't have to bite my heady off about it-Wait a second you ass, what does my wife in a teddy have to do with science?!"  AgentQ: "So, Bob, how's being a half-man, half-chipmunk treating ya?" *chitter* "Yeah, that's what I thought."  Reynard_T_Fox: They who spill their seed on the ground shall be Unclean. They who spill their seed in people's coffee...well, God actually likes a practical joke as much as the next guy.  Agent_Moldy: "You know, ladies, we here at the Moody Institute believe that science can also be pretty -- *wink* -- hot and sex -- JUST LOVE ME, DAMMIT!!!"  HanoverF: "Remember kids, Moody Scientists and double bladed claymores don't mix, and if you even think of telling the authorities, I know where your mom buys groceries."  Reynard_T_Fox: "Hey check it out, I'm bombarding things with gamma rays. This clock'll be like, the Incredible Clock! Then i'm gonna nuke some popcorn with it!"  JediClone: The new and improved Dali-Ray will instanty melt flowers, clocks, tables, or any other sensibly-shaped junk you have lying around your studio!  Seltaeb: I've always been a fan of the New York Argyles!  Agent_Moldy: "Napoleon complex?" "Nah, just like to feel myself up."  JediClone: Damn you, Moody Laws Of Gravity!  AgentQ: Earl was totally nonplussed when Hank tried to pull a Ram-Man on his fence but only made it a small way through.  Agent_Moldy: "Mom, I think the ravioli is done. You can take it off the -- Mom, no more starter fluid, or -- *WHOOSH* *sigh* I'll get the fire extinguisher. You call the paramedics."  Seltaeb: "Why did my daughter have to have the stupid pajama party over here tonight? Why do I get stuck with pre-heating the dildos?"  Hippie: The projectionist started early.  HanoverF: If you look like Robert Llewelyn take a drink, if you know who Robert Llewelyn is, take ten  Reynard_T_Fox: can't sleep, key partiers will eat me, can't sleep, key partiers will eat me, can't sleep, key partiers will eat me...  Hippie: This is the best adaptation of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Taunting Hair" I've ever seen!  Seltaeb: "Careful. If you accidentally poke the fat guy with your straw, he'll start flying around the room shooting scotch all over the place!" "Hey, that sounds like fun!" *pop*  Hippie: Wearing your own entrails on your blouse was a very short-lived 60s fad. So were the people who did it. |