 Generik: My wife's been telling me for years that I gotta pay more attention to the "little man in the boat," so here goes... "Hey! Hey, little fella! Over here! HEY!!" |  Hippie: Two at a time? The record was clearly developing a needle problem. Track marks all over its label, and you can't even listen to "Greensleeves" with all the scratches now... |  AgentQ: David seizes the cockroach before it can reach its escape vehicle.  AgentQ Snakes On A Car! "I want these motherfucking snakes outta my motherfucking car!" Pray you'll live to shift another gear! Summer 2007.  Hippie: Oh, shit! Darth Siddious! How long you been there? *The Dark Side can blind you-- *How LONG? *All afternoon. Wanna grab some grub?  AgentQ: Damn, you emo kids are short. No wonder you're so miserable all the time. "That has nothing to do with--" Oh, whine, whine, whine.  Agent_Moldy: Yeah, I know, they're not *matching* booze ends, but they do the trick.  Hippie: Wait, I can't hear you... no, I can't hear shit... no, no background noise. I just jabbed my finger dead into my brain. The pain is engulfing me. Hmm? Yeah, I'll call you back.  HanoverF: "Hey doesn't anyone want to make anymore Spin Doctors captions?" ...... "Well can someone at least give me a ride somewhere there's a couch."  keogh: "Look, just 'cause I live in a trailer park doesn't mean I'm some filth-dwelling pig." "Do you want this free fill-dirt delivery or not?" "...yeah. Put it on the couch."  Agent_Moldy: The trees lay in wait. Rumor had it Sonny Bono was on that train.  Hippie: It was a stalemate. Lefty had the gun, but Chip had his wife's three-bean casserole. They decided to back away and call it a draw.  Reynard_T_Fox: "Next time you don't like the soup, just *tell* me."  AgentQ: "Honey, it's about the hat." "What about it?" "Well, when you bought it, it was the tiniest thing. Now you're more hat than head." "Don't be silly." "I'm not silly, I'm scared."  HanoverF: Am I incredibly sleep deprived or is there a moldy ewok fishing?  keogh: When he was a child, no one could understand young Lee's delighted obsession with his Dealy Plaza Playset.  Agent_Moldy: The real reason Barry Gibb went into music? Couldn't make change for the customers down at the Piggly-Wiggly.  Hippie: When stamp collections get fucked, Chip Statler unfucks them. He's the best. He's Chip Statler.  keogh: "Say, what do you guys do in h..." >thunk<  Reynard_T_Fox: She chose...poorly. Oh wait, no, that's the right grail. Damn, girl.  AgentQ: "Christ, that was one productive ear-swabbing. I think I'm going to be sick."  AgentQ: "My eyes!" "His eyes!" "Someone shot my eyes!" "Why, oh why? His eyes, his eyes? Why, oh why, his eyes?" "You guys!" "We guys!" "Stop singing! Someone shot my eyes!"  Reynard_T_Fox: Yakko Warner makes a bold attempt to integrate into society.  Hippie: Jerry commemorates the famous Titty Fight battle #8 of 1665 with all his films. Truly the best of all the 17th century titty fights. |