Reynard_T_Fox: Suffice it to say, Randy Quaid didn't last long on Hoth, even with the help of his lightfishinpole.	HanoverF: Uh-oh, Samurai Ski-instructor has been dishonored by a five year old dropping from the tow cable and is commiting seppuku with his pole... again	GersonK: "well, I like it, but let's see what Servo's grandfather thinks."
Generik: "All I'm saying is, if there ISN'T a midget walking around under that dress, you won't mind lifting it up over your head and showing me. I mean, come on, what have you got to hide? Unless..."	Jazzsoda: That's right, Dr. Lightpen, proper tornado safety does call for hiding in the Northeast corner of your basement, not making a beeline for the local transexual brothel! Goofus, will you ever learn?	Reynard_T_Fox: Awfully nice of his mirror universe twin to help him dress like that. All mine ever does is mock me.
HanoverF: 9 out of 10 Grooms prefer Windex to snot, the tenth has 'mommy issues'	RiverBlue: The brave flower girl struggles to stay conscious while the bride's flatulence threatens otherwise.	Spazz: .oO (Now I find out if the money I spent on the professional wedding vows interrupter was worth it!)
Jazzsoda: Yes! The Smashing Pumpkins still have it! Rock, you weird fuckers!	Reynard_T_Fox: "With this hollowed-out poker chip, I thee wed."	Generik: "I said you're soaking in it, and I goddamn MEAN you're soaking in it, get me? Now FUCKING SOAK IN IT, you bastard!" Madge got mean after her third martini.
GersonK: Ivan. Ivaff. The Klapper.	ArchHallJr: Part two will concentrate on wetlands and homosexuals.	Jazzsoda: But in his dreams, he's SuperAdolf, the heroic amputee beloved by children worldwide! Whassat? Oh yeah, Hitler was batshit. Thought that had already been established.
Agent_Moldy: "In Russia, doctor ships you!"	Jazzsoda: Many didn't think it was suitable Broadway material, but I still count "Othello: The Board Game: The Musical" as one of my most memorable Manhattan acid trips.	Reynard_T_Fox: Sgt. Mongo must be keeping the troops in line with his mastodon femur. Mongo tough, but fair.
GersonK: Will Ferrel, master of the meatcordion will not be seen tonight. Or ever.	Agent_Moldy: Worse than k.p., worse than time in the brig, worse than 5,000 pushups, is the punishment of having to remove Rosie O'Donnell's tampon.	Jazzsoda: "Little help down here? Okaaay, little help that doesn't involve pissing or laughing? Hello?"
AgentQ: Everyone always thought Dastardo was planning villainy when in fact he only had an itch. People could be such dicks.	Reynard_T_Fox: Back in the 1800s, Family Feud would take all afternoon to play. "Survey SAYS?" *creak creak creak creak*	ArchHallJr: Rasputin's Cousin - Beenpukin
AgentQ: It was so inspiring watching the boy with no arms and one leg play the piano. Or, at least, it would have been, if he actually played anything instead of just leaping around on the keys and crying.	Hippie: What kind of ship are we building? *Frigate! *You're right. Fuck it all, I'm going home.	HanoverF: Whoo-Ho, Super Mario was right, turtles are filled with gold coins and bacon!
Hippie: You can't fool me, Joker! But just in case you are John Waters, please forgive me for the punch in the face I'm about to dish out.	HanoverF: Go Go Little Richard Attack Wig!	Meldrick: Sure, a statue of Stalin in chocolate was cool, but you had to replace the head every Easter
Hippie: It was easy to follow Michael Jackson's trail, since all the steps lit up every friggin' place he went.	AgentQ: The Riverdance Army was one of the least impressive in the world, since it was nearly impossible for them to actually physically move forward.	Hippie: I love to do this. Walk by Drew Carey's office, pump "Cleveland Rocks!" out of my boombox, and watch the maiming and carnage that ensues in the runaway mob.
Reynard_T_Fox: It was a gruesome scene at the Philadelphia Art Museum today as the Happy Valley Fat Camp attempted their Rocky reenactment.	TyranosaurisRex: And Bugs cleverly writes "coyote" and moves the dial to it. The rest is history.	Reynard_T_Fox: It's not going to be a good day when the water creature from The Abyss comes up your drain just to flip you off.
AgentQ: The first thing you do in a dental examination? Make sure the patient isn't one of those human-disguised reptilian aliens from the '80s miniseries "V."	TyranosaurisRex: "Why couldn't we plant corn like everyone else? How am I supposed to wipe my ass with one of these?"	Meldrick: "Hey Goliath, I'm home from my new job at the nuclear power plant."
RiverBlue: "And I suppose YOU don't have a floppy dildo for hair?"	Hippie: While Goliath appeared as a cow to the starving David, in contrast, David's head appeared to be a well-broasted chicken.	Agent_Moldy: See, *this* is why we don't let Margot Kidder write our stories.

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