 Meldrick: You'd make that face too, if you had a rebar jammed through your skull. |
 GersonK: Audience throws a hail of oxycontin at his mouth |
 Reynard_T_Fox: Reactions to Jim's presentation varied. |
 Agent_Moldy: "Mooooom!" "Hey, just because you're a mad scientist doesn't mean you can't look nice!" |
 HanoverF: Suddenly, Inexplicably Adrian Monk showed up and urinated in Hitchcocks bowl of green M&Ms |
 GersonK: "Notice that even as I drink a glass of water, she still continues to be a frigid silent beast." |
 keogh: "But don't you see, Alan, if you don't drink, the terrorists win. Well, maybe not the terrorists, but someone unpleasant takes great delight in your sobriety. I'd hate to see that happen to you." |
 Meldrick: Pavlov's less known experiment, Ken, was trained to strip whenever he saw a ladder. Not much scientific use, but good for an odd laugh or two. |
 ArchHallJr: "Sorry, I've given up inter-dimensional homosexual encounters for Lent." |
 keogh: Just got a joke someone told him in fourth grade. |
 Reynard_T_Fox: Tonight on "Merv, The Nearsighted Necrophiliac"... |
 ReptilianSamurai: Unfortunately, nobody told him his tie was crooked... or maybe he was.. |
 Reynard_T_Fox: can't sleep, investment banker will eat me, can't sleep, investment banker will eat me, can't sleep, investment banker will eat me, can't sleep, investment banker will eat me, can't sleep... |
 Agent_Moldy: Nice of them to let Astro read that second name. |
 GersonK: Come on Larry, it's not like being Joe Derita is a capital offense. Yet. |
 Agent_Moldy: o/A three-hour lunch... a three-hour lunch... with Gilligan... the waiter, too... the diner... and his wife...o/ |
 HanoverF: If your baby won't make his business on the paper, try luring them on with fried chicken |
 Seltaeb: Guidance counselors became more helpful when they became able to morph into what the student would look like in twenty years. |
 Agent_Moldy: "SOOooo, y'wanna play 'Titanic'?" "Only if it means you'll die an icy, cold death." |
 keogh: Sadly, this little bitch's "contribution" to the Titanic's colorful history remained unknown and unpunished. |
 ArchHallJr: Ready , , , aim . . . |
 HanoverF: Dammit, I can never remember which is the salad toothbrush |
 WaffleKing: Both disappointed by their blind date. |
 Meldrick: "Everyone having a good time?""Yes, Mary.""Good, I don't want to have to use my ray gun again." |
 keogh: The Partridge Family tripped to the ruse, but only too late. By the time they realized there was no such place as Purple City, North Dakota, their home town had locked down the borders. |
 Meldrick: "Dear diary, todays date is pretty frigid. Not much chance of getting any later.""You're supposed to do that alone.""She's pretty bossy, too." |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "can't sleep, Sun Maid Raisin lady will eat me, can't sleep, Sun Maid Raisin lady will eat me, can't sleep, Sun Maid Raisin lady will eat me, can't sleep, Sun Maid Raisin lady will eat me, can't sleep..." |