 SilentFilmStar: Sarah tries to create a unique science project, and fails miserably. Decides to call it art and joins "Junior Picassos of America" instead. |
 Hippie: "Pneumatic clocks will work for years without electricity, and at half the cost of my less popular nuclear powered clock!" the prof tells Flock-of-Seagulls era Janet Reno. |
 SilentFilmStar: "Of course, there is no real bicycle safety except abstinence. You're much better off staying indoors. Preferably under your bed with the blankets over your head." |
 AgentQ: "I know that truck's sweet, sweet bumper looks good to you, but if you smack it, you're just looking for trouble. Abstinence, people. We can't stress this enough." |
 Reynard_T_Fox: That little Jimmy was a slick one. Stole all the flies off Jerry the Dry Fly Salesman's hat in just one pass. |
 SilentFilmStar: Bobby Traps' life has never been the same since they misspelled his name on his Ph.D. |
 Hippie: We now return to Sex Pistols: The Animated Series. |
 keogh: "It keeps going 'a-WOO-gah,' sir" "The United States military spent a lot of money getting those helmets to do that, soldier, so start ogling women. It's your patriotic duty." |
 Jazzsoda: Judging by the nail-scratches on his face and neck, Steve Martin's probably better off not asking this prep school dandy if he's seen Shopgirl. |
 Jazzsoda: Lyndon Johnson, unhappy with the restaurant's selection, shits himself profusely and adds his "LBJBLT" to the menu. |
 Reynard_T_Fox: Looks like Walter *was* able to get the Dude a toe with nail polish, but at considerable expense. |
 Wry Batty: Enema to the right,Washing machine to the left. Ah,the good life! |
 HerkyOJerky: Thanks for the call letters.....Now I'll just guess what Frequency and if it's AM or FM..( this ad brought to you by the Might Kreskin) |
 Wry Batty: O God The Horror Make It Stop Oh God and you. |
 AgentQ: There are lots of--shit, the screengrabber capped it first. |
 Hippie: Fortunately, Junebug was translated for the Jive-Impaired. Now Susie and Little Joe could understand him! |
 Jazzsoda: And sometimes, she shits in his lap while reading militant feminist propaganda, just to remind Steve who's boss. |
 Hippie: Inventing Situations presents "1984," starring a young Gary Sinise, Tim Blake Nelson, and Ben Stein for Clear Drops. |
 Reynard_T_Fox: In retrospect, the custom mousepad should have tipped everyone off. |
 SilentFilmStar: "How did I get talked into being a bathroom attendent for my own sister. Somethin' ain't right here." |
 AgentQ: That's when Steve opened wide and inhaled her. At last, he knew what his mutant power was! |
 GersonK: (anybody captions this, you're banned from the site.) |
 AgentQ: And that he was a charioteer. Steve's attention drifted easily. |
HanoverF: Who were always defecating in there and hiding it with the covers |
 Reynard_T_Fox: Wow, Gerson, how'd you get your hands on the unaltered "Bat Boy" photo? Weekly World News is gonna have your head on a platter, dude. |
 Hippie: Tonight, on "Fred Savage: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D."... |
 GersonK: This film is ba-ba-bad to the...*bzzt* what do you mean I'm banned? It's my site! |
 Reynard_T_Fox: Man, I've put in five quarters and gotten nothing but feldspar. |
 GersonK: Pink cherry? Definitely a lifetime ban for capping that. |
 Jazzsoda: Supermarket employees freeze in dismay as Duncie the Doesn't Understand Good or Bad Witch empties her colostomy bag into the Neopolitan section of the trough freezer. |
 GersonK: o o 0 (Man, I hate this bowling alley) |
 Reynard_T_Fox: Earl knew he'd hit the jackpot. He could moon the lady *and* get a look at the boy's crot-*Rey is suddenly dragged away by the IS Gestapo* |
 GersonK: "I know pink cherry's off limits, but can we cap dark sweet cherries?" "Sure, knock yourselves out." |