JoeCrow: "Damn..... I left my breasts in my other dress"	keogh: Tonight, on "We Gloryholed the Wrong Damn Dressing Room Theatre"...	Hippie: Thanks to cosmetic surgery, Faye Dunaway has been able to continue acting several years after her death...
Reynard_T_Fox: Telly Savalas takes you on a lighthearted tour of the legendary Street Bidets of Bratislava.	GuloGulo: Snapping off a woman's arm is one thing. Looking cool and casual while doing it is another.	keogh: Betty turned in horror. They had found her, and that could only mean one thing...while she slept, her hair had betrayed her.
Jazzsoda: California lawyers are often accused of having a chip on their shoulder. Actually, it's a boogieboard.	Generik: "So, in addition to Casual Friday is Shirtless Wednesday, Underwearless Tuesday and Blowjobs For The Accountants Thursday..."	LauraPowers: "They said they were looking for all american apple pie girls to go wild. Just how wild we would go was not known to me at that time."
keogh: "Is he talking to you now?" "Yes." "And what is this voice saying?" "'Is he talking to you now?'" "That's what I'm saying." "And I'm answering, but I can't hear you over the doctor." "That's ME."	Reynard_T_Fox: "Look, I'm a goose! Woosh, splat!"	amycamus: .oO(Sheesh! I spend half an hour saying 'Bye, Buh-bye. Bye" and not ONE of those passengers on the evacuation slide thanked me....)
Hippie: Meanwhile, in Badminton Woman's Fotress of Very Little Solitude...	LauraPowers: Dick Cheney recharges for another day.	amycamus: Holy crap! Okay, which one of you idiots turned the electricity off in Mr. Disney's crypt!?
keogh: Even among those who construct deathtraps for the Penguin, love has been known to blossom.	Hippie: Sure, he would always be recognized for being the world's biggest potato. But Rupert had other loves as well, like playing ragtime...	Meldrick: "You WILL do the time warp AGAIN!"
Hippie: Sure, he would always be recognized for being the world's biggest potato. But Rupert had other loves as well, like playing ragtime...	amycamus: "Well, you told me to be sure to bring some condomints, didn't you?"	GuloGulo: "Why order food when I can drink the candle for free?"
Generik: "Check it out, dude - I drank myself blurry!" "Right. And that would be different from your normal state of being... how, exactly?"	Reynard_T_Fox: "One tequila two tequila three tequila SCORE?" "Try again."	Jazzsoda: Just my luck. Every time I move in for that first kiss, half my face falls into her pizza! And I keep burning my face!
E_B_A: "Arms arms arms! DAMMIT! WHERE in HELL did I put my ARMS?"	Hippie: And when she really wanted to make her point, Doris would remove her head and throw it in his lap. Believe me, it made the point.	Torgone: President of the Society For Holding One's Head At The Same Angle As Nearby Objects.
	Meanwhile at the E_B_A...
Torgone: GAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1one one one	HanoverF: Star Wars Kid has a pensive moment.	GersonK: Look carefully and you can see goatse in his glasses
Hippie: We meet again, Mrs. Scheinbaum... but this time you can't squeeze my oranges and then put them back! Advantage: the Grocer!	amycamus: Schizophrenic's safety rule #12: Never get into a stranger's car unless it's your own.	GersonK: Earl played slugbug to win
HanoverF: "Na Na Na NA NA-" "Dad, knock it off, You're not Batman." "Am too, check out my plastic nipples!"	Hippie: Ellen destroyed more Pep Boys stores than you could count in her personal war to run down floating heads.	Jazzsoda: Ted was the easiest guy in the world to hide a car from, and everybody at the body shop knew it.
	Meanwhile at the amycamus...
amycamus: (er...I think someone's being assaulted outside my apartment...be right back)	Hippie: Take your time, McFly. It's only Carrot Top vanishing at the moment. -- (Gerson knocked himself out for this. First the design, then the beating at camus' place!)	amycamus: (Wow, you have no idea how much two loud drunk people bouncing down the sidewalk on pogo sticks sounds like someone being assaulted)
LauraPowers: Doc and Marty leave Jennifer in 1450 England.	Reynard_T_Fox: Bob finally decided. It was either the state quarter collection, or him.	LauraPowers: Everytime her hat comes down, the reality that she's not Mary Tyler Moore hits her even harder.
E_B_A: It's always a bad day whenever Laura has to meet her boss. Did I mention her boss is the MONOLITH? Well, suffice it to say, he's not full of stars but usually cheap whiskey and dirty jokes...	Jazzsoda: On the journey of my life I walked along the beach with Jesus, and... Jesus, Jesus! Put those sandals back on man, nobody's ready for your holy hand-feet!	Hippie: Since being rejected by the Mann Theater, Lou Bega just goes around putting his foot and handprints in every damn thing.
Spazz: Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's a whole hell of a lot of Maybelline.	LauraPowers: oO(If I don't get but-fucked soon, I'm going home.)	HanoverF: Cripes, looks like George Clooney chose the wrong grail.

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