 Agent_Moldy: ♪ The dream machine, they film inside of my head... ♪ |  Occupant: We're throwing tampons on Carrie White in the shower if you're interested. |  GuloGulo: I prefer 1/32 scale.  Seltaeb: Huge Ol' Tits for Selt? Aw Jazz, you shouldn't have!  AgentQ: *whimsical music*
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"Michael! Listen to this: I'm Melody!" "What?" "In H.O.T.S." "What?" "It's a movie. It'll be my big break!"
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 JediClone: Hooters For Morons. In other words, it's a regular Hooters.  CrabofDoom: Okay, wait. Young, porn-star-built women, assumably with bleach jobs, are having trouble being accepted? This is the film's premise? This has You're Shittin' Me Theater written all over it.  JediClone: Bonaduce did a bit of reworking to the old Partridge songs for his solo tour. "♪ I think I love booze! And dope and blow and injectors/ Uppers, downers, and besiders- " <floats offstage>  AgentQ: The second coming of Christ took a most unexpected form.  Soozcat: Only one? This is why nobody goes to Dean's parties.  AgentQ: By Turning Them On With Your Bodacious Ta-Tas Babes, Seriously, Seals Are Totally Into Human Boobage I Heard One Married Heidi Klum  Soozcat: You think that's freaky, consider this: all the limbs you see in this grab are hers.  AgentQ: "Hee hee! This is fun!" "Hey gang, check it out, I'm drawOW OW YOUR GUINEA PIG'S BITING MY EAR YOUR GUINEA PIG'S BITING MY EAR!"  TravisBickle: In the 1980s, KISS would do a show anywhere.  Generik: *Hopes like hell that's just a Baby Ruth bar in the pool and not a real grizzly*  Reynard: NARRATOR: Meanwhile, Lucille was feeling depressed at the prospect of her daughter getting a part in a raunchy sex comedy.  Soozcat: T.R.O.T.S.  Agent_Moldy: *pop* *sssssssssssssss*  Reynard: *choke choke* "What is it?" *universal sign for choking* "Um...this is your first time stripping and you're shy, right?" *turns blue* "Well, am I right or not?" *thud*  JediClone: The Erotic Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn now continues  AgentQ: "Look, babes, I do NOT have an STD. I do not know WHERE that rumor started. Now, does anyone have any cold water?"  WB: The Evolution of Mankind Gone Wild  AgentQ: Oh! I get it! They mean "climax" sexually! Hahaha! Wow, paper, I totally would have missed that if you hadn't told me to go back and read between the lines!  HanoverF: Jokes on him, he didn't sleep with a H.O.T. he slept with the Invisible New York Yankee  Reynard: And the worst thing about it was that when he took his car to the mechanic that week, the guy somehow knew about him blowing that seal.  GuloGulo: .oO(They'll never believe it's just ice cream) TravisBickle: Let's face it, you've done worse. "But it's a seal." I was talking to the seal.  AgentQ: *has her socks pulled up all the way out of modesty*  Reynard: NARRATOR: Meanwhile, Buster was having the best day of his life.  AgentQ: *seal coughs up Buster's hand*  AgentQ: *attractiveness slightly mitigated by small leg growing out of elbow that girl for some reason felt would look more natural if clothed in sock and shoe*  Occupant: is for orifice!  InsideOutMan: And they were all assumed into Heaven, proving God is the biggest playa of them all. |
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