 WB: W. For What The Fuck? |  HanoverF: Side effects of Rejuvenique include oily skin, chafing, slaughtering campers. |  Jazzsoda: I repeat: Never, ever look down when using an airplane toilet.  Zonk: Fireplace sold seperately.  E_B_A: *CRASH TEST DUMMY PORN INTRO* "Why hello, Mr. Pizza Man. I thought that was you crashing into the side of my house... come on in..." *WOCKA CHICKA WOCKA WOCKA*  Jazzsoda: Oh give it a rest. You wouldn't even be Home Alone if you hadn't chopped up you whole family with a machete. Drama queen.  Zonk: <thumbs through copy of "Faceless Skinmask Freaks Monthly">  Reynard: "Ah...ahCHOO!" *stretch* *SNAP* "Eww."  Zonk: "Sorry about that faceless freakish thing." "And now, for something completely different. The Hygenic Rotating Sphincterbrush..."  Jazzsoda: *dips toilet brush into the FoodMaker4000* *pulls out huge leaf of lettuce* *suddenly nobody's hungry for salad any more*  E_B_A: Ad copy written by Björk, after consuming large quantities of Nyquil and suffering a massive head wound.  Reynard: "Hee hee! I can't believe they named it-" *spring* *SPLUT* *horrible brain sucking sounds* Nads: Who's Laughing Now?  Meldrick: Need to make that federal witness disappear, but just don't have the time to mix cement? 4 out of 5 gangsters use new Perfect Leg weights.  HanoverF: That weird fruit/ring cleaner has a foot attachment? I'm not eating at your house anymore.  JackRouters: Are all those foot lice in the Witness Protection Program?  E_B_A: Why Kool Aid Man... are you trying to seduce me?  CrabofDoom: "Hey, even crippled mutants gotta exfoliate properly."  Zonk: Throat No Evil, Chin No Evil, Lower Lip No Evil  HanoverF: I don't think I drool enough, help me Facial Flex, you're my only hope.  keogh: "Order yours tod..." >whap< "Gahhhg! Real professional, Glen."  E_B_A: *REACHES UP* *REMOVES Q-TIP FROM MOUTH* *ANOTHER Q-TIP APPEARS*  HanoverF: *Checks home pregnancy test* *Turns belt to higher setting*  Hippie: Mr. Jackson, it appears that your knee kidney is in fantastic shape, so no need for joint dialysis. But due to the high level of valuable gems, we will have to perform some out-patient mining...  UnReality: "Perfect Massage Belt should not be allowed to drive your car." |
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