 Reynard: Seriously, he ain't just "being friendly". Put him down. Don't say I didn't warn you. |  holenozone: Dear Dumb Kid, Cuz Da Easta Bunnee Don't like Whitey. |  Jazzsoda: Finally, Rankin/Bass is going to explain my family's tradition of setting a rabbit on fire every Easter morning. I've been wondering about the origins of that for years.  Jazzsoda: "Sure, they've got Christ, but we've got... THIS!" "FUCK YEAH MOTHAFUCKKAS! FUCK Y'ALL IN THE FUCKIN' FUCKHOLES! BOOYA!"
*waves tiny obscene paw gestures*
 Shifter: Harvey's eyes were riveted to the sight of the rancorous man's flexing dual-elbowed limb. Moments later, the overcoat peeled back, nothing more than an exoskeleton. The end came quickly, but not quickly enough.  keogh: "So how does your so-called 'wonder diet' work?" (lima beans begin singing in perfect harmony) (pushes dish away) "Yep, you got me. Appetite's gone. Anyone needs me, I'll be on the treadmill."  AgentQ: Having large ears as he did, the Easter Bunny found air horns even more irritating than most folk. A fact that the Easter-hating Nazis took full advantage of. There would be no chocolate eggs in Germany that year.  E_B_A: You know, not many restaurants serve their wares through a waste-high hole cut in the wall.  Reynard: Although the Spin Doctors reunion show in Central Park turned out to be just the singer mumbling into a burned corn dog, it was rather more entertaining that way.  CrabofDoom: "Billy Bob's been shot! Oh god, Billy Bob's been shot! Somebody get Chuck E. Cheese outta here!"  Jazzsoda: "♪ Say baby doyouwannalaydownwithme? Say baby doyouwannalaydownbymyside? Say baby! Say baby!" *funky fucking bass solo* This Christ. Him, I may have underestimated.  E_B_A: "What's the matter Trainy?" "Sorry everybody! I had to back up for a moment to see if I could figure out what this strange, rabbit-shaped smear on the tracks might be..."  AgentQ: *moisture from bubbling water lightly splashes Patty* "Marcy, you're making me wet!" *color bars*  Hippie: "You're Buying a Stairway to Heaven, Charlie Brown!"  Seltaeb: So, anything with a hole now? Time For Snoopy To Get Snipped, Charlie Brown  Hippie: "You Had Our Animation Finished By John Kricfalusi, You Eediot, Charlie Brown!"  Seltaeb: Ask your doctor if Zoloft is right for you.  Jazzsoda: After Snoopy found that live grenade during the Easter Egg hunt, they were finding little pieces of him all over the place for months. Jazzsoda: In fact, they made a game of it. Everyone agreed that the "Find the Rest of Snoopy" Hunt was far more fun than the Easter egg hunt had ever been.  JoeCrow: PREMATURE EJACULATOR  JediClone: She knows he's dead wrong about "The Great Pumpkin", and she calls him on it every year. But she buys all his crap about the "Easter Beagle" and "Jeezus". What gives?  Occupant: Everytime she tells this story, the cross she's nailed to gets wider and wider.  JoeCrow: It was a very difficult delivery  Hippie: "It's an Incestuous Threesome and You're Not Invited, Charlie Brown!" Shifter: It wasn't the first time Woodstock woke up, hungover, next to an underaged chick.  E_B_A: I'd ask why Lucy is smashing HR Puffenstuff into the ground with a high-octane wrestling move but I'm more concerned about Linus and his apparent interest in his sister's ass.  Shifter: Evert Brown, of course, would later go on to invent the Flux Capacitor and, as a result, accidentally erase Pigpen from existence. |
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