 Occupant: The "Who's on First" of Stephen King's novels.
Gunfire frequently ensues |  Seltaeb: "Mommy, I found Vin Diesel!" | Soozcat: "Welcome to Sewer King. Would you like to Sludge Size your order today?"  Hippie: I remember well the part where young Bill gets his scrapbook out, from the first time I read the book! Those 13 chapters flowed really fast!  JediClone: Little Known Fact: All hockysticks feed on blood. If you dont supply it, they'll find some on their own.  Shifter: He had yellow eyes! So help me God! Yellow eyes!  HanoverF: Wow, what a wuss. Try to show him how to make a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich and he's out like a light.  InsideOutMan: "You call that a dead body? I've seen better dead bodies in my uncle's basement!"  Jazzsoda: *drinks to forget killer clown* *drinks to remember what the hell he was trying to forget again* *drinks to re-forget freshly remembered killer clown* *drinks to remember where his keys-*THUMP*  Jazzsoda: Thank God the tree left a suicide note. Otherwise we'd never know why he hung himself from himself.  Soozcat: Nobody runs over a My First Reese Witherspoon doll in my town!  Hippie: Our museum has exclusive rights to Marcel Duchamp's Cat Ascending to Heaven.  TravisBickle: Okay Hippie, you win Shadow Puppet Theatre this week. That's a damn fine Nick Nolte.  HanoverF: Fucking Botox has ruined horror movies. Is she frightened or tarded?  Hippie: God, that was hell! But at least I don't have to brush again for a whole 'nother year!  HanoverF: "I think we need to have the talk again about what can go in the garbage disposal and what can't."  Hippie: NOOOO! This is so fucking unfair! I just wanted to help your hamburger!!  Jazzsoda: "Welcome to Clown Hamburger Floor, may I take your order?" *screams* "Uh-huh. Now is that with pickles?" Reynard: "Knew your father, I did!"  JediClone: Harry's career has really hit the toilet. This is the head-shot his agent sends out now.  Reynard: *wakes up amidst a pile of balloons* .oO(Oh no...NO...did I turn into that clown again?!) |
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