 MonsterGoGo: Suddenly, at Jenga Headquarters, somebody had to sneeze. |  Jazzsoda: My RC Carl didn't win too many races against the other neighborhood kids' RC cars, but since I could use it to buy booze I didn't mind too much mom misreading my Christmas list. |  AgentQ: "Would you do me the honor-" "What is that? Plastic?" "Honey, the ring was all I could afford. I had to get the cheapest-" "I could see what the ring looked like before you even opened it! This is stupid! You're stupid!"  Shanky: N  MonsterGoGo: It was a hard job collecting mail and putting it in the microwave, but Dale really hoped someday somebody might start paying him to do it.  HanoverF: Minnesota: Now with cheese baked into the crust!  CrabofDoom: Conrad Poohs and his Digital Teeth  AgentQ: Flour? Oh, I get it, they're pastry chefs. Also, I hate you and I hate your rebus games.  GizM: "Leave Robocop Alone!"  JoeCrow: Maybe the brain transplant would have been better without the muffler from a 65 Corvair MonsterGoGo: They won't vote for Rudy Giuliani, but maybe ROBO-RUDY. Note: Robo-Rudy still has a silly lisp. AgentQ: "RoboBear, what are your prime directives?" "1: Amuse the children. 2: Be soft and snuggly. 3: Do not turn into an evil scary bear that murders people." Directive 4 is secret. It counteracts directive 3.  AgentQ: "Robo! Are you all right?" "No, Lewis. I was walking down the street and I slipped on a banana peel. Due to design flaws I was unable to right myself. Then some kids laughed at me, popped open my thigh and took my gun."  Jazzsoda: "So anyway, I told the bitch she could-OW! MY FUCKING NUTS! Who put this thing here? ...Abner Farnswallow? If you weren't dead already I'd kill your ass, motherfucker."  Shanky: She's so cute when she's sleeping and not killing anybody.  Reynard: "You cannot run, criminal scum, you're under- *helmet slips* rrsst. Mmmmit!"  JediClone: Robocop's idea of a 'major award' is... different... than most people's.  Shanky: Lunchbox will explode in...  HanoverF: I know it's Superbowl Sunday, but that's no excuse to drool hotwing sauce everywhere. Reynard: There, good as new! *head falls off* Dammit dammit dammit, need more electrical tape...man I hope her parents don't come home early...  AgentQ: Hey, remember that time when Andy Dick sneezed out a tub of popcorn? What do you mean, "no"?  HanoverF: Rutger Hauer sings your child's favorite nursery rhymes. My brain just spasmed a little thinking about that.  Reynard: Everyone involved had high hopes for this series. Except the prop guys, for some reason. MonsterGoGo: And Robocop would look up to see the billboard for robot eyeballs, and know it was a sign that somewhere robot God was looking over him |
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