 GodoHell: Great. My kid's a temperamental show-off. Fuck you, Mozart for Babies. FUCK. YOU. |  keogh: (gets strong orange juice dumped in his face, runs for the ball pit screaming, resurfaces three months later wearing half an Elmo mask) |  Occupant: We'll have a keyboard of fun!  AgentQ: *presses key* *keyboard spontaneously rolls up* *credits roll very very quickly*  MonsterGoGo: "So Don Imus, I see you're recovering nicely after that jazz band attacked you for your racist comments." "Yeah." "I see they couldn't totally remove the cymbal." "It's like a tiny gong chimes everytime my heart beats."  Agent_Moldy: "An afternoon at the landfill with your roll-out keyboard? Oh, Juiceman, how you spoil me."  Occupant: Should probably avoid turtleneck sweaters as they point up her turtle head.  GizM: *has to play the theme from Bold and the Beautiful every 108 minutes or the world could end*  Agent_Moldy: *Middle C not included*  teambanzai: Yeah just ignore mary back there on her her roll out violin. IT'S A VIOLA! Can it play chopsticks? Yeah I thought so.  Agent_Moldy: That's 1-800-FAG-E-BR0 keogh: (plays a few bars) (music scuttles along) (looks up to read music) (sheet quickly scuttles back into place) (goes back to music) (notes shift on page, inaudible giggling) (Wm. Tell Overture sounds like Pina Colada Song)  CrabofDoom: Who invited the blow-up doll with the screen-printed head? ... and why's it got the janitor's face?  Occupant: Can you play anything besides the sad walking away music from The Incredible Hulk?  Reynard: Well, good for it. I hate to see a musical instrument living a lie.  Generik: "Only A through G? How am I supposed to spell anything? This is like trying to play poker with a pinochle deck!"  E_B_A: Her teeth match the keyboard. Not as funny as it is totally true.  HanoverF: "Cello, totally unrollable, also the guitar. Violin is somewhat rollable but the tone suffers.  teambanzai: I knew it! Conway Twitty does spend all his time fantisizing about himself on stage.  HanoverF: They need two mics in case one freaks and makes a break for it.  E_B_A: Of course the real question is why anyone would AWARD someone for making country music.  Jiveguy5: "This next song goes out to Ned Beatty where ever you are...we love you piggy!"  Reynard: "♪ Oh baby mime...why won't you talk to me?"  GizM: Hey Vern, It's REDRUM!  GodoHell: He Buried Her Body in the Crawl Space Today George Jones
He Dug Her Body Out of the Crawl Space and Loved Her Again Today
 E_B_A: I think that the stage designers took a lot of artistic license with the "Tribute to Goatse" show but at the same time, the spirit rings out... so to speak.  MonsterGoGo: Most people credit Reba's singing talent and charisma for her success, I credit her enormous brain.  E_B_A: "...and I'd proudly stand up next to her and defend her still today cuz there ain't no doubt I... what? Enlist? Go fuck yourself! Anyway... God bless the USA!"  Agent_Moldy: Wanna See My Cap Gallery? Conway Twitty
Hey, Where You Goin'?
*Sigh* Where'd I Leave the Jergens?
 E_B_A: And the Sheep Didn't Seem to Mind Alabama
Cops Just Don't Understand Love
 keogh: "Got all that? Good. Moving on..." "Wait!" "Too late. If you loved your family more it wouldn't be a problem. They're doomed."  E_B_A: Keith couldn't sing very well but people still paid to watch for his bizarre ability to fire giant streams of Froot by the Foot out of his body.  AgentQ: "I would like to announce to the world that I am back!" "Excuse me. Who are-?" "I'M REJOINING THE BAND!" "Wait a second. You're David Lee Roth." "That's my name, babe, don't wear it out." "We're not-" "ROCK ON, BABIES!" |
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