 Agent_Moldy: Come on down to Willie Bait! Where we've got all your Willie bait needs! We've got weed! Bongs! Rolling papers! Braid delouser! And more! |  E_B_A: Sheriff Tastee-Freez reporting for duty... |  Jazzsoda: Everyone in this picture is sitting on a stool, but only the guys on the left have reason to be ashamed about it.  E_B_A: You know you've hit rock-bottom when Willem Defoe is calling you an ugly bastard.  Jazzsoda: "I don't see them." "Mr Reznor said they were out here behind the monkey crucifixes." "This back yard is creepy." "Let's just get the rubber pig heads and get out of here."  Reynard: .o(Perhaps I should stop wiping my ass with my dress.)  Jazzsoda: "Yeah, I'd like a WherethefuckamI Burger with a large Middle of Nowhere Shake and a side order of onion rings." "A'ight. Pull ahead to the second rusted-out mailbox."  JediClone: "Luke-Bob... I am yer father!" "NOOOO!" "And Leia-Jean is yer sister!" "NOOO0000O!" "AND yer aunt!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"  HanoverF: "Look at me, I'm Diver Dan!" That was part of a septic tank "Look at me I'm part of a septic tank." I wouldn't recommend you finding out what that means.  Reynard: Cool, she's got Bob Ross' Paint-Out for the DS. Happy trees!  Shifter: Ah, yes, the thrilling conclusion to Lovecraft's The Shadow Over InnsMoth, wherein the narrator learns too late of his true heritage.  HanoverF: This movie just lost all it's credibility, there's way too many teeth in this shot.  GuloGulo: "I've been trying to shift this house into second for a half hour...can one of you hit the clutch?"  Reynard: Man, you weren't kidding about the hard water here.  JediClone: "This looks like a job for SUPERDINK!" *Heroically pulls at sides of shirt* *Elbows sidekick in the face* *Doesnt tear a single button off*  Jazzsoda: Trent Reznor's backyard: Day 47: "Dude, I don't think those rubber pig heads are even here." "Let's just take one of those jars with the mutated fetuses in it." "Which one?" "Pick one that's not moving."  CrabofDoom: *Frrrrrrrrt* "Amen."  Shifter: Kudzu Pets never really caught on commercially, yet nowadays everyone seems to have a couple.  HanoverF: "Killer Worms." "Killer Worms?! We Don't want any!"
"Candygram." "For me?!?!"  Reynard: "Now I just set the snare trap in place and we'll be feasting on roast worm by tonight!" "Ah don't much lahk yew."  Shifter: ATTICA! ATTICA! HanoverF: Don't miss the exciting sequel Squirm Behind Bars. It's only 5 minutes long. They get out damn fast.  Shifter: Thank god he's discovered the mutant worms' only weakness: balls-out male nudity!  Jazzsoda: Man, those shifts working the drive-thru window at Lost As Fuck Burger sure can get lonely sometimes. |
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