 Reynard: "Fatal Error: Wearing Crips colors in Bloods Sector" *computerized violence* |  Jazzsoda: I hate it when I'm playing Quake and the dude turns around and gives me that "I have a fucking spatula, what do you want me to do?" look. I want you to spatula some ass! |  Jiveguy5: "Don't worry the big desk is coming on monday..."  Agent_Moldy: Courtney Love is not gonna be happy.  Jiveguy5: ...Later at the Church of Scientology...  Agent_Moldy: "Wonnnnderful." NEXT!!!  Reynard: "Com." *silence* "COM." "What?" "You're supposed to look at me and say 'puter'! Or maybe 'post' or 'edy'!" "Suzie, we're trying to break into the electric company, shut up."  Agent_Moldy: ♪We don't need no educa-tron...♪  HanoverF: "Look at all the information on him I have at the touch of my fingers! He has a cat! And he really likes the band Good Charlotte." *ARE YOU JUST LOOKING AT HIS MYSPACE PAGE?*
"No. Shutup."  Reynard: "Didn't anyone ever tell you? People who live in wireframe houses shouldn't throw wire cutters?"  HanoverF: "I'd like to get compressed between her stacks, if you know what I mean." "Not even slightly." "Routed through her mainline? Teraflop her processor?" "You're making this shit up."  Jazzsoda: The money's been rolling in ever since I built an arcade claw-grab machine around my trash can at work. People have been trying to get that apple core for weeks now.  keogh: "Whoever can fill up an invisible, floating bucket with his glow-in-the-dark pee wins a new...whoa! No, seriously, that wasn't supposed to happen."  JediClone: "Sorry ladies. I havnt updated my virus protection yet." HanoverF: "Why Hello Ladie-" *Popup* *Popup* *Popup* *Popup* *Popup* *Popup* *Popup* "Shit."  Reynard: "So...embarrassed..." *dies*  AgentQ: Just so you know, whenever you try to recover a file you accidentally deleted, inside your computer what's happening is one humanoid program desperately performs CPR on another humanoid program and it's really dramatic.  Zoogicub: Tron finally arrives at his goal: the CPU: Clitoral Processing Unit.  HanoverF: "You ever wonder if we really need this much protection to work the pizza oven?"  AgentQ: "Oh look. There's Narcissus.exe doing nothing but admiring himself all day long." "Yeah, that program is totally worthless." .oO Don't listen to them, Narcissus.exe. They just don't appreciate my beauty like I do.  Reynard: The Passion of the Trapper Keeper  JediClone: The ILOVEYOU Worm is like a storm raging inide you...  Generik: A close-up of Edward James Olmos' face reveals acne scars of logarithmic variety and fractal scale.  Agent_Moldy: Can't sleep. Jabba the Carrot will eat me. Can't sleep. Jabba the Carrot will eat me. Can't sleep. Jabba the Carrot will eat me. Can't sleep. Jabba the Carrot will eat me. Can't sleep...  CrabofDoom: ♪ I'm gonna uninstall that man right outta my hair... ♪  Generik: "We were somewhere near the motherboard, on the edge of the hard drive, when the drugs began to take hold..."  JediClone: ♪ DOOOOOONT STOP DELETING! |
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