 CrabofDoom: Uh-oh. You've lost her already. |  Seltaeb: Ron Jaworski wants his glasses back. |  HanoverF: Even her hair is trying to cop a feel  E_B_A: Much like a real fleck of something, I have the urge to toss him to the ground and forget about him.  Jazzsoda: Not so much a motorcycle as all that was left of his Impala after the accident. Awesome trunk space for a "motorcycle," except one side's open so he has to lean to the right while he drives.  E_B_A: "That's right... you can make even MORE money by leaving words incomplete! Just think about how much time is wasted on completing words, and time is money right!? You doubt? G fu yourse."  HanoverF: "What time is it? Impaled Snake O'Clock."  Occupant: So, every thirty days, I gotta watch porn on the Spanish channel? I can do that.  MonsterGoGo: "I didn't make my millions with this idiotic system, I made them by following the treasuremap on my head. It led straight to Paul's house. Now it's my house. And Paul's wife is my wife. We have two kids. Paul's kids."  Reynard: *sudden hissing sound as midnight hits and her pumpkins turn back into breasts*  WB: Two words. Blblbbllbl and Bblbllbbllbl.  Hippie: Oh, shit, and I already set her up on a blind date with Five Man Electrical Band. Five Man Electrical Band's going to see her and overreact like always.  E_B_A: Of course he won most of that money after he defeated Bugs Bunny in that race.  GizM: "Okay, one, two, three! I picked paper, what'd you at home pick?"
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 E_B_A: Sorry... I'm not sure why you thought showing us your "Oh" face would help with the sale but now I'm going to have to kick you in the groin and stick forks in your eyes.  MonsterGoGo: Watching this again from his hindsight box, Phil can't figure out what the fuck he was thinking  GizM: The fragrance of reparations Reynard: The fragrance of reparations  HanoverF: Torturing information out of terrorists really gives you a youthful looking shine  teambanzai: E is for High Octane adventure! Jesus Frank how did you ever make in marketing? The same way everyone else. Your father owns the company? Bingo.  Seltaeb: Free official NHL puck in every jar!  GodoHell: Fashion tip #269: A flashy, complicated necklace does NOT draw attention away from Turkey Neck. Try a choker instead.  AgentQ: Real Simple, the mentally-impaired hip hop star, gave a ringing endorsement to everything, no questions asked.  MonsterGoGo: "...and? AND!? Oh my God, what the fuck is number four!? How'm I gonna stay young if you won't let me! OH FUUUCK--oh there it is: stress."  shanky: That's why I never smile. I don't want wrinkles. Jazzsoda: not dying leaving the house light sound vibrations love  Reynard: Just sit in that chair shirtless, lean back really hard for about a minute, and you can take the mall directory wherever you go!  HanoverF: Women drivers. Oops did Reclaim just go there, yes Reclaim did.  Generik: 2 Dirtse 3 Repeatse  Seltaeb: Using this diagram, I can tell women that they'll get younger skin if I rub my balls on their face? You guys will back me up in court over this, right?  Seltaeb: Sorry Sally, I was mistaken. You should've kept the eyebrows after all. Jazzsoda: Yeah, she's hideous, but you don't go from Gary Busey to Nichole Kidman in one step, people. AgentQ: "Welcome to the CRYPT, kiddies! What do you THINK of my new MAKEOVER? I've had the CRYPT redone as well! You MIGHT say I've had a change of HEART! Tonight's soothing tale... 'LOVE IS WONDERFUL.'" |
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