 Jazzsoda: That's braille for "OH MY GOD THE CABLE SNAPPED YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE STAIRS WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIEEEEEEHAHAHA JUST KIDDING BLIND PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING" |  Seltaeb: This entryway was obviously designed back when shoulder pads were popular. |  E_B_A: I hate it when I'm playing Trouble, I pop the dice, and the eerie visage of Anthony Hopkins comes up. Reynard: Nobody told John Glenn that you're not supposed to pee in the latest spacesuits. Actually, come to think of it, several people did tell him.  E_B_A: NOTE: handlebars on TV set... not necessary.  Jazzsoda: *faceplants into TV* "Motherfucker! Who took the handlebars off this thing?"  Agent_Moldy: "Oh, real funny guys, switching my helmet with a bowling ball. What's next, a tank of nitrous instead of oxygen?" *inhale* *giggle* "Fuck..."  Seltaeb: "But I wanted to be the Fygar for Halloween, not Pooka!" "That's all that was left in the store. Do you want candy or not?"  Reynard: *guy snowboards off cliff* *shot by surface-to-air missle* *best X-Games ever*  HanoverF: Scarface isn't gonna like you playing in his stash like that, Ant Man  Jazzsoda: Douglas insisted on eating all of his meals out of wine glasses. "It's classy," he'd say. Ever see a guy trying to eat BBQ ribs out of a wine glass? "Classy" is not the first word that comes to mind.  CrabofDoom: "It's carpoolin' time!" "NEXT!"  Reynard: She loved that Matt Pinfield t-shirt.  AgentQ: *whips fingers through hair* *fingers get caught in vicious hair-snarls* *head snaps back violently* *neck breaks* *dies* Pert Plus. For when you don't want running your fingers through your hair to kill you. Jazzsoda: After every take, Alba would have to hurry over to the side of the set and get all the "DUUUUUR"s out of her system before the cameras started up again.  HanoverF: In Soviet Union constipated bowl movement has tough time passing you! Occupant: Odd that you never see Barry Bonds without a shirt anymore.  Seltaeb: Wow, they really like the Ramones, don't they?  Generik: "Fuck! Who invited Tor Johnson? And who covered him in barbecue sauce?!?"  CrabofDoom: Superheros That Were Quickly Devoured By the Populace #1: Chee-tohMan  AgentQ: "Damn, Freddy. Lay off the Big Macs." "Asshole. I'd totally kill you in your dream tonight if I wasn't so tired all the time."  Reynard: "I am so hungry at you right now. I mean...thirsty. I mean......DEWWW!"  Agent_Moldy: See, this is why you don't jerk off when you have jock itch.  InsideOutMan: They were faced with a tough decision. Learn geography or jump.  Seltaeb: Never knew anal moles were so shiny.  Reynard: Ben lives his lifelong dream of breaking into the Cool Ranching chamber at th Frito Lay plant.  AgentQ: "Great, now I'm lactating butter. When is this mutation bullshit going to end?" "Can I have some of that?" "Oh, whatever. I don't even care anymore."  HanoverF: *Exposes himself to ten floors at once* "It's good to be Fantastic."  MonsterGoGo: "Jesus Mr. Clean, you gotta stop sniffing yourself, it ain't right." "Fuck off, Monster." "Seriously man, you look like Hell." "♪ Mr. Clean....Mr. Clean...♪"  Generik: Thank god the internet is finally over, and I can go back to my real life. |
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