 MonsterGoGo: Don't let the nice guy act fool you, he's grinning because he's thinking about poop. On your boobs. |  echostation: Mullet Rides: $1.00 |  MonsterGoGo: Desperately trying to figure out where babies come from, they decide to go to the source. Two hours later it's agreed: car trunks.  Agent_Moldy: Can't cap. Hair devouring my soul. - Moldy  HanoverF: "Are we forgetting anything?" 'Nope.' *Door slams*
*hungry baby cries*  Shanky: Alanis wrote a song about me!  HanoverF: After years of hard stalking work, Kolchak has finally discovered the Tooth Fairys change purse. To Laughlin! MonsterGoGo: *preacher holds up rubber hand that was put in the donations basket* "Karl, seriously, it wasn't even funny the first time." *Karls laughing his ass off in the back pew* "HAPPY HALLOWEEN!" "It's JULY KARL!"  Reynard: Carl's favorite song just came on the air conditioner. Best just let him rock out. echostation: "Alright who the fuck put my hat in the vending machine? It cost me $3.00 to get it back out!"  echostation: "Quick! Hide me beneath your sweaty bosoms, Roseanne Barr!"  MonsterGoGo: "SIR I'D LIKE YOU TO STEP OUT OF YOUR CAR." "Ah..shit..I'm right here, and I can't get out bcause you're in front of the doo--" "SIR, PLEASE STEP OUT OF YOUR CAR IMMEDIATELY." "I'm trying to--" "I WILL NOT ASK AGAIN"  CrabofDoom: Flying Turtles: Wonder of Nature, or Blind as a Window Treatment?  Reynard: "It's just a little tear, I can have it sewn up and back on your head in no time." "But will it ever play the piano again?!" "..." CrabofDoom: *gives hat a little cane* *hat only ribbits* *Carl tugs at necktie nervously*  Echo two: "I need another hat, but can you make it just a little bit bigger around?" "Dammit, I'm your doctor, not a flippin hat-maker!' "Oh, well, then can you make my head smaller?"  CrabofDoom: Carl's anti-matter self: Koolchak  Shanky: No need to call us. We'll just send you an e-mail. That's okay....we already have your e-mail address.  Agent_Moldy: He was David Caruso when David Caruso wasn't cool. So I guess he's still David Caruso.  InsideOutMan: It took 5 days of rendering and, two dozen jelly doughnuts force fed into the cd rom drive to complete the effect of morphing this actor into Joe Don Baker.  AgentQ: The construction worker, drunk off his ass, fails to notice the man behind him brazenly stealing half the crew's construction equipment by concealing it underneath his coat.  CrabofDoom: "Freakazoid robots! Report to the dancefloor!" "Yeah, yeah, tell it to the judge, buddy..."  MonsterGoGo: "Come in Karl." "Wow..you knew I was coming." "No, I just heard the door close-you called ten minutes ago." "How do you know that!?" "You talked to me directly Karl.." "That's amazing." "Let's just do your taxes.."  Reynard_T_Fox: The voodoo priestess delivers a wicked karate kick to the Kolchak board. Kolchak later reports that his back has never felt better. Curses.  JoeAnthrax: "Damn tailgating aliens...PASS IF YOU'RE GONNA!!!"  echostation: "Steve Carell? "You're the zombie?" "That's what SHE said!"  AgentQ: Villainous mastermind Klaus Reichheid didn't want to be cliched, so he refused to wear a monocle over his eye. Instead, he fashioned a minicle to wear over that divot between his lip and nose. What's that called? Eh. |
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