 Agent_Moldy: "Wow, she looks great now!" "Nah, Jazz, she just shoved all the fat to the front and duct taped it down." *HONK* |  echostation: Since when does a whale need a life jacket? |  Reynard: "And raise the roof! Raise the roof! Raise it higher! Raise it higher!" *everyone raises roof too high, flips over, kicks selves in face*  E_B_A: * CAMFISHES * QUADRINICALS * SPHINTERLIMILS * CLOM  HanoverF: This exercise is called Riding the Nuke.  Agent_Moldy: Kick your own ass to slimness!  Jazzsoda: *light sabers activate, destroy each other instantly in a hail of sparks* *smoke clears to reveal Julie staring agape at her bloody stumps* *attempt to go to commercial, but there's no commercials during infomercials*  E_B_A: "...but I'm so... so hungry..." *BITES INTO "6 DAYS"* MonsterGoGo: After naming each individual pound, watching them burn away was like losing a family  E_B_A: Hey... Jazz. I don't want to alarm you but according to the scrolling text your entire city is going to expire at 2:45 AM. You might want to do something about that. Jazz? JAZZ!? Reynard: Guaranteed visible results...that will expire at 2:45 AM. I guess the Cinderella Workout plan is still good for one-night stands.  Hippie: ...and if you don't need any fitness program, I suggest you try my Six Ways to Professional Hypnotism CDs! I convinced Andrea here to be my human bicycle! If you don't mind now, I have another appointment! *Pedals off*  Hippie: "Cort Howell" indeed! You can change your name, Cortisone, dread Mexican bandit and healing cream, but I knew your fondness for producing television would be your downfall! *Curses! Muy frustriato!  QuietGiant: "YUCK! My thumb tastes AWFUL!"  AgentQ: "And what do you know about healthy living?" "You don't need to see my qualifications." "I don't need to see your qualifications."  HanoverF: Cucumbers cure loneliness? Moving right along  Agent_Moldy: Just found out the prize for appearing on the Carnie Wilson show is a Red Ryder air rifle.  Reynard_T_Fox: "The first step to health is avoiding the storm surge from Katrina. The second-*blub glub*"  Hippie: Hey, everybody, get in here! Rob's doing his great Disco Don Knotts impression!  Occupant: Then I lift my skirt up and do a little can-can. It's really worth the agony and resulting blindness.  Jazzsoda: *plucks the buttons off her blouse from across the couch* *boink... boink... boink* *FLOP FLOP* *really needs to find a better use for his telekinetic powers*  AgentQ: Guys, quiet. I need to pay attention to this. My graham cracker's got a really bad cold.  E_B_A: "Go-Bots! It's like Transformers, only gay!"  HanoverF: ♪ Cheeseformers! Gouda in disguise Cheeseformers! Try them on some rye  Hippie: Oh, shit! Check it out, Cory! This thing's got a boner! It likes being played with! *I told you Go-Bots are gay, Kevin.  Reynard: Wind up the motorcyle wheels and he walks and talks! *windwindwind* *rrrr* "I am not meant to be...kill me...kill me...killlll..."  Agent_Moldy: "Huh... huh... I'm makin' my motorcycles do it."  E_B_A: Not shown: Gay-Facimus, Dorkatron and SUK-1. Agent_Moldy: Wait, these were *Super* Go-bots? And we dared to make fun of them?  Seltaeb: *dude in background rips huge fart into elevator before old lady goes in*  Jazzsoda: Ouch, looks like those gin-soaked California Raisins went on another bender. It'll be days before they dry out.  Agent_Moldy: If Adrian Monk created olives.  Seltaeb: "Hey Vern, it's so darn hard to find pantyhose that fits over my johnson, know what I mean?"  E_B_A: The beverage for welders!  Hippie: Ironically, Ray never contracted Pac-Man Fever, but he did come down with Galaga Herpes.  AgentQ: Whenever Dr. Jekyll turned into Mr. Hyde, his friend Larry was always, "Oh, awesome! Now we can REALLY party!"  Agent_Moldy: The real fun came when they injected Dennis Quaid into it.  HanoverF: ♪ "Jessie's grill! I wish that I had Jessie's grill! Why can't I find orthodontia like that?"  Reynard: Okay, when the microphone is starting to kick your skinny ass, it might be time to lay off the coke.  Hippie: I wish that I had JESSIE'S DAD!!! Why can't I stay the hell off his lawn?!?  AgentQ: ♪ Jessie's kids! I wish I was one of Jessie's kids! Why can't I be neglected like that?  Hippie: ♪ And she's got those lovely eyes! (Aaa) And I need more iceberg lettuce! Not part of the song, just noticed the crisper's empty! Singing it to myself is the only way I'll remember it... And I need more MIR-A-CLE WHIP!  Reynard: "I'm not like the other guys." *turns into wereferret*  E_B_A: "What's blood got to do... got to do with it? What's blood... but a tasty food sensation?" AgentQ: "Mother, you suck cocks in hell! I'll be at the mall!" *levitates out in a huff* |
Editor's Note: We sincerely apologize to all homosexuals for associating you with Go-Bots.
