 Agent_Moldy: "Who did I love long time, last night? I'll tell you after the break!" |  Reynard_T_Fox: "After the break, we'll talk to Peachy Peach about kissy kiss. Stay tuned." |  Soozcat: I don't think that one on the right was a Greatest Moment most of us would want to be privy to. "Oh, Robo... six speeds!"  JediClone: "NOW IS THE TIME UNIT TO KICK MASS QUANTITIES OF ASS!"  HanoverF: Directive #72: Harvest wishbones  Reynard_T_Fox: *high-pitched voice* "WE HAVE YOU SURROUN- god dammit..." *fumbles with megaphone buttons*  Jazzsoda: "I suppose Marcos was my one true love, little did I know at the time-" "Uh-huh." *Robo's boner picks her pocket* *Cut to later that night, Robo tearing ass around town, jumping curbs in an '89 Volvo*  Hippie: I'm glad to see he's going bald gracefully, no longer combing those hanging wires over in the front.  AgentQ: "Eh? What's that?" "RoboCop, we need you to investigate--" "Piddley-poo! I'm a hundred-and-ten years old! You lamebrain!" "Why don't you retire?" "Fiddlesticks! If I say I'm retiring, I'll get destroyed the day before!"  HanoverF: Learn how to make a bomb from the makers of this one! Call now!  JediClone: Ponce and Prance! They're COPS!  Jazzsoda: "It's just you and me now, shadow." "Fuck you honkey, you on your own." "Aw, that's cold. Well, you're coming with me whether you like it or not." "Maybe, but once the sun goes down I'm free, motherfucker!"  Agent_Moldy: Wow, those Direct TV guys are playing rough!  AgentQ: I went to high school with Ann R Key! I was wondering what she'd gotten up to! Apparently she rules Detroit now. That's awesome!  Reynard_T_Fox: "No sign of them yet, Chief." "Keep me posted. And by the way, did you have corn for lunch? *runs finger around upper lip*" "I...don't follow you, Chief."  JediClone: Directive 59: Say Hello To His Little Friend AgentQ: RoboCop writers' staff: "You know what the movie didn't have? Supervillains." "That's because it wasn't a superhero movie-" "I got one. The Skull Cannon. He's got a skull mask and cannons." "That's-" "Awesome, I know."  Jazzsoda: "YOUR MOVE, PUNK. ONE WAY OR THE OTHER, YOU'RE COMING WI-" *DVD ejects through eye slot* "FUUUUUUUUCK!" *bad guy gets away while Robocop fumbles around, blinded* |
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