 Generik: "I'm gonna TELL you you're an asshole, and then I'm gonna GIVE you shit." Well, Vern thought, at least it's free. |  Hippie: So she just goes around brilliantly deducing celebrity gossip, hobbling on a cane, and insulting Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears? These new spin-offs suck balls. |  Reynard_T_Fox: Nanny from Muppet Babies interviews Husband from Ren & Stimpy.  Hippie: I wish I could see again! *pop* And so it shall be granted! *Hey! It's my magical fairy--goddammit! He turned my eyes into shit! *Poop! Tee-hee! *I demand a fully-grown fairy godperson!  Soozcat: ...just like Haley Joel Osment after puberty.  Hippie: So you think they're great parents, huh? Perfect mix of love and discipline? Ask Goth lipstick what it's like growing up in their make-up drawer.  Jazzsoda: Gah! Real twins? Not splitscreen? Ew. Darlene on the right must get sick of being the "before," but I guess that's what she gets for being born first. And having the umbilical cord wrap around her neck during delivery.  JediClone: Little Known Fact: You know all those Muppets who get written out of Sesame Street after a few years? Maria bathes in their blood to stay young.  AgentQ: "Maybe we shouldn't be selling anthrax on late night television." "It's a little late to be having pangs of conscience now, Tanya. Those terrorists are going to get it one way or another, right?"  Reynard_T_Fox: "Some of these quarters are worth upwards of twenty cents!"  JediClone: Is that a stack of quarters you're rubbing up against, or are you just a perverted creep?  Reynard_T_Fox: I guess that American flag and embossed Mount Rushmore belt buckle's pretty good, as belt buckles go. The rest of 'em are hella weak though.  AgentQ: "Coins! Coins! Awesome! Coins is all I eat! I am an alien creature whose biological makeup is predicated entirely on the consumption of coins above all else! THIS INFOMERCIAL IS MAKING ME HUNGRY!"  Hippie: And believe me, if you think you don't have a need for our 435-piece coin display rack, you're about the biggest asshole I've ever--shit! Help! I insulted Marty McFly and now he's raping the shit out of my entire family!  Soozcat: Gahh. I'm reduced to mocking his peculiar taste in interior design.  JediClone: "I AM PIGGYBANK/DALK HYBRID! I AM THE FUTURE OF COIN COLLECTING! NUMISMICATE! NUMISMICATE! NUMISMICATE!"  HanoverF: Segregated currency? Well I can understand wanting to keep money handled by Blue Man Group separate, but the rest of it is just wrong.  Reynard_T_Fox: Friggin' coin buyers will never know the thrill of rushing in front of a semi to retrieve a Denver-minted Delaware, by God. Buncha losers. *continues to watch CSN at 1:30 AM* |
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