 Dairai: "I was even called a 'skank' on the street yesterday! I feel so young!" |  AgentQ: Our plan? We grab your nose and just pull, like, real hard. You ever see Beetlejuice? |  Unreality: You can never trust these Before and Esther pictures.  AgentQ: *fingers sink into flesh as though it were liquid* *woman's face shrivels up* *man suddenly looks ten years younger* E_B_A: Of course, people may start to get suspicious and ask about the guy following you around pulling your face tight but such is the price of youthful looks.  Jazzsoda: D'oh! I've been punching them in the forehead!  E_B_A: Wow... and to think Sammy Hager was going to retire.  Unreality : "I just hide the wattle in my hair. Shhh!"  AgentQ: "And I'm not only the medical director of Lifestyle Lift, I'm also a client. Eighty-five years young!" *dies of sudden heart failure* *body rapidly ages before our very eyes* *children's souls freed*  E_B_A: "And I'm a fucking slut!" "Wow! She really WILL read anything we put up there!" "Plus I eat my boogers and I shot John F. Kennedy!" "Awesome!"  Reynard_T_Fox: You know, I was wondering what ever happened to that janitor from the Smells Like Teen Spirit video. Quite a lot, it would appear.  GersonK: *attaches two grapes with toothpicks*...womanzana  GersonK: *attaches two grapes with toothpicks*...womanzana "What do you think of the program, Narwilma?" *spouts affirmatively* *spears apple*  Occupant: Lamaze computing? AgentMoldy: Learn naturally -- have it beat into you by nuns!  Reynard_T_Fox: Looks like Gilbert Gottfried's family line has some Cobblepot in it.  JediClone: Dynamic Immersion. Formerly Known As: Swimming. I hate corporate lingo!  E_B_A: "I fucking HATE those assholes at Green College. They think they're so smart... pfft!"  Reynard_T_Fox: Bill here has been stuck on the n with the little squiggly on top for 3 weeks now, but THAT'S OKAY!  HanoverF: Wow, he's on a whole lotta death lists  GersonK: "Before RosettaStone I had no friends and watched M*A*S*H reruns eight hours a day." "And now?" "Seven." |
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