Reynard_T_Fox:
"Woah. He really dead?" "Kolchak, please, this is a crime-" *tap* *flopflopflopflopTHUD* "Hmm. Pretty dead all right."
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echostation:
"My father bought it for me at Stagecoach Stop when I was 6 years old. I've never taken it off."
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Meldrick:
Carl would have faced the chair, until the giant floating tooth broke down and confessed.
GizM:
Who threw the potato chip?
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Jazzsoda:
Kolchak needs photographic proof that there really is a crazy mirror in the Gap changing room that makes him look like Jeff Goldblum after a blood-soaked pig feast.
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Reynard_T_Fox:
It was the New England fall foliage scene tattoo that finally did in The Enigma.
Meldrick:
"Sorry, ma'am, but the hat only signs autographs on the convention floor, for $10."
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HanoverF:
"Ladies, first the bad news. I fudged a bit on my eHarmony profile, the good news, I've got a 20 dollar bill in my underpants. Any takers?"
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AgentQ:
"Horrific plant monster, I think you're trying to seduce me."
UnReality:
"Okay, it's yours. You urned it."
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Reynard_T_Fox:
"And me without my spangly leotard. *sigh*"
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SilentFilmStar:
You know your career's over when your show is only attended by 4 people. And they don't even want front row seats.
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Don't make me deified. You won't like me when I'm deified."
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Meldrick:
"We have summoned the god of sandbags!""Ripped sandbags.""...god of Ripped Sandbags! Tremble mortals!"
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JediClone:
"Hello Teoteucan! Are you ready to ROT!"
keogh:
"That zamboni was meant for me!"
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Reynard_T_Fox:
"Gotta wrap this story up. My ugly stepsisters are making me clean their gowns for the ball. If only I could go...*sigh*...anyway, 'Chak out."
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