 HanoverF: I just smooshed the oddest looking bug on my windshield. |  GodoHell: Meanwhile, in Tron's red light district... |  HanoverF: Fess up, who fed Ahnold after midnight?  JediClone: 57 panels and nothing on  HanoverF: "Man." Check "Man with purse" Check "Man with Dog shaped Purse" Check  Reynard_T_Fox: "It is to keep mein ubersperm chilled unt fresh. For ze uber race." "No shit?" "Nein."  HanoverF: "Recall? I thought this was Total Freeball, you mean I didn't wear my underpants for nothing?" 'On second thought lets skip the handshake'  Reynard_T_Fox: "What I'm saying is we need to...hang on, gotta shit out a stack of files. *grunt* *twist* ARGH, damn legal sized..."  GodoHell: "Ach! Dat's da lahst time I play handball mit you pissahnts!"  JediClone: Arnold finally hits upon a solution to the nursing union problem...  Jazzsoda: I hate it when I'm making Kool Aid in the sink at work and everybody starts freaking out. If places would quit firing me for making Kool Aid in the sink all the time people would have a chance to get used to it.  Dairai: Diarreha is like a Uzi raging insid- *BDDDDDDTT* Ooo. Bathroom's down the hall, buddy. Yeah, there's a shower.  Jazzsoda: Groooooooss!
I think that's a can of V-8!  Occupant: Do you have anything to declare? I wax my hoo hoo. Do you have anything to declare that won't keep me up nights?  Reynard_T_Fox: Once the thermometer starts glowing, you know your Meat Loaf is ready.  JediClone: No More Ass For 300 Miles  HanoverF: You have Michael Jordon frozen in carbonite and you use him to hold up a Neon beer sign? Cool  Reynard_T_Fox: "Dammit, stupid straps, I always get tangled in- *BRATTA TATTA TAT* -stupid-*BRATTA TATTA TATTA TATTA TAT* -gah! There we go."  JediClone: "I coulda been somebody! I coulda been a conjoiner!' "NEXT!"  GodoHell: His favorite parlor trick: Removing his jacket to look like a floating head.  Reynard_T_Fox: Itty Bitty Bitch Light  Jazzsoda: "Arnie, damn! Didn't you see my name written on that bag of cherry tomatoes?" "Ju know I turn into animal around de cherry tomatoes." "Did you at least save me any?" "None were spared."  Dairai: Little known fact: Einstein's mustach? Prehensile teeth.  Jazzsoda: Muhammad didn't come to the mountain, the mountain came on Muhammad. True story.  Jazzsoda: Dirk hitchhiked all the way across the US with his step trash can. Dude hated not having anywhere to throw stuff away.  JediClone: "Where are my legs?" "On order" "I ordered them 3 months ago" "And?" "Rodblock got his in 3 DAYS. And he wasnt charged shipping." "This is the US Military and Roadblock has a PENIS. I've explained all this before."  Jazzsoda: Because of this show I thought glasses were just a facial tattoo for the vain until I was twelve. The following year I learned about individual teeth...  HanoverF: "Oh sure, I'm the first and only person ever who identified strongly with Inky."  GodoHell: Turn-ons: Backrubs, walks on the beach, dogs & peanut butter. Turn-offs: Organized religion, rough trade, arugula.  Occupant: The More or Less Adequate Four  Occupant: Congratulations on purchasing your new "Super Drinking Bird"! GodoHell: .oO I knew I shouldn't have ordered the Burrito Grande. I'll never finish this. Oo.  HanoverF: "Me sweating more than black guy sidekick in action movie. Boy tough crowd, it ok me tell that joke, some me best friends are dead black sidekicks."  Hippie: Go to hell, Baroness! Your people have taken so much from mine, they're not getting my Bose Quad Speaker Chair, too! *My people are Romanian. We're only now beginning to take shit from you.  JediClone: Shaggy's gonna be pissed when he finds out Daphne's been narcing him out to the Feds this whole time.  Jazzsoda: Gotta love the gag reels at the end of all these episodes. Ho! Joe just tripped over the log and shotgunned himself in the face when he hit the ground! THAT'S gonna leave a mark! Ha! Wait... why'd they animate- s |
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