 Dairai: Sky Captain and the Meat Grinder of Tomorrow! |  JediClone: "Prese to tell me what you doing here?" "Vely werr. Me here for you, Gi Joe!" "Me so horney! Me love you long time!" George Lucas: Master Of Dialogue |  Reynard_T_Fox: "What are your orders, Empress Björk?" "Pixie dust and martini olives, stat!" "Yes, Madam." "Stat! Stit!"  GodoHell: Meanwhile, in Liberace's goldfish bowl...  Generik: "This is not the Erykah Badu Army that you are looking for."  HanoverF: "Dude, this is my apartment too, you can't just leave these amazon boxes laying all over the place."  JediClone: You're listening to Obi-K In The AM, spinning the hits the Jedi kids are nix to miss! At #5 with a blasterbolt here's the Modal Nodes with "What Do You Get A Wookiee For Christmas When He Already Has A Comb?"  Jazzsoda: "No, my dark minion, we shall bide our time, and wa- What the fuck happened to your face?" "Passed out at a frat party, my lord." "I don't get your generation."  HanoverF: Doorways ribbed for her pleasure That is a she, right?  JediClone: oO(Sure. She doesnt notice me now. But I'm drinking milk! And the blood freshly squeezed Tusken Raiders!)Oo  GodoHell: *"Flirtin' with Disaster" starts playing on 8-track* Jazzsoda: Anakin perches at the bottom of the water slide, helmet strapped on tight. His dream of being lodged up a fat woman's ass is about to become a beautiful reality.  Dairai: Hilarity ensues. On paper. Even then, only 'cause someone doodled Calvin wizzing on the outline.  GodoHell: *fantasizes about Kirstie Alley* *ejaculates without Leia touching it*  Dairai: "That's the Restorer of Balance? A kid?" "Maybe he like older women..."  HanoverF: "Yeah, I chisled David's schlong off, I'm evil, get it? EVIL!"  GodoHell: "Hand me a magazine, one of you must."  Jazzsoda: Holy God! It's the Smurf homeworld! They just blew my smurfin' mind!  Generik: Meanwhile, back at Command Central of Ann Coulter's uterus...  Reynard_T_Fox: "I'm sorry, Empress Björk, I have failed you." *SONIC BLAST* *man's bones shatter*  Jazzsoda: They made that one Jedi in the back way too goddamned tall. Yeah, he kicks major ass in battle, but his silver-robed legs are the only thing you see in any of the movies.  AgentQ: World Of Warcraft monster? Dude, that's a World Of Warcraft player. Jazzsoda: Wait, why didn't they CGI over Kathy Bates? Did they run out of CGI?  JediClone: "Do the Human! *dances around very smoothly*"  AgentQ: "I don't know but I've been told..." "I don't know but I've been told..." "Your CPU is in need of an immediate upgrade!" "Your CPU is in need of an immediate upgrade!"  HanoverF: *Tom Hanks runs through playing chopsticks*  Reynard_T_Fox: "Wait for meesa-" *hail of laser fire* *ran over by tanks* *Jabba falls on him* *roll credits* |
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