4/21/07: Eternia Public Access


GodoHell:
"G'day! I'm Barry Gibb, King of Australia!"

HanoverF:
"What the Hell Lyn? I told you to never call me on the giant disembodied head line, I pay roaming charges for this shit!"

Hippie:
THAT IS HIS ASS. I'm sorry, I just have to point it out for the courtesy of all your nightmares. See it? That small half-inch of purple fur? THAT'S HE-MAN'S ASS. Yeppers.

kilroy105:
They better not taunt it. Even He-Man's no match for Happy Fun Ball.

AgentQ:
"How much would you expect to pay for an ankh that doubles as measuring tape? $70? $60?" "I would pay by selling my young into slavery!" "Stop ad-libbing, Beast-Man." "That's how I pay for everything." "I know, I know."

Seltaeb:
"By the power of--" *GULP*

*Credits roll*


QuietGiant:
Good thing he's got that built-in sneeze guard

Seltaeb:
He-Man's only weakness? Aftershave.

Shanky:
Ever wonder what would happen if a Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader mated with a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader?

AgentQ:
The fuck's with all the headroom? What is this, Eternia Public Access?

JediClone:
"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Dryad" "Dryad who?" "Dryad again, and you'll get slapped on the other cheek! Keep your hands to yourself!"

QuietGiant:
Toyota's new Prius design concept will not go over well with test audiences

Reynard_T_Fox:
White-faced titmouse? That's one for the life list!

Generik:
"Actually, my character was supposed to be a whole herd of animals known as Cattle Bats, but someone transposed the C and B, and well, the rest is history."

Battle Cat on Inside the Actor's Studio.


Hippie:
Well, we certainly showed Skeletor a thing or two today, Prince Adam! *Yes, Cringer, old friend, we-- *Cringer rolls on back, licks massive green pair of nuts* *Oh, Jesus help me... *What? I'm a cat, for crying out...

HanoverF:
The Muscle Man of Eternia contest was a total fix, He-man competing and Prince Adam Judging? Sha right, everyone knows Adam is totally gay for He-Man!

Reynard_T_Fox:
"I AM SKELHOLIO!" "Oh no, not again." "I MUST CONQUER CASTLE GRAYSKULL FOR MY BUNGHOLE!"

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