![]() GodoHell: "G'day! I'm Barry Gibb, King of Australia!" | ![]() HanoverF: "What the Hell Lyn? I told you to never call me on the giant disembodied head line, I pay roaming charges for this shit!" | ![]() Hippie: THAT IS HIS ASS. I'm sorry, I just have to point it out for the courtesy of all your nightmares. See it? That small half-inch of purple fur? THAT'S HE-MAN'S ASS. Yeppers. ![]() kilroy105: They better not taunt it. Even He-Man's no match for Happy Fun Ball. ![]() AgentQ: "How much would you expect to pay for an ankh that doubles as measuring tape? $70? $60?" "I would pay by selling my young into slavery!" "Stop ad-libbing, Beast-Man." "That's how I pay for everything." "I know, I know." ![]() Seltaeb: "By the power of--" *GULP* *Credits roll* ![]() QuietGiant: Good thing he's got that built-in sneeze guard ![]() Seltaeb: He-Man's only weakness? Aftershave. ![]() Shanky: Ever wonder what would happen if a Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader mated with a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader? ![]() AgentQ: The fuck's with all the headroom? What is this, Eternia Public Access? ![]() JediClone: "Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Dryad" "Dryad who?" "Dryad again, and you'll get slapped on the other cheek! Keep your hands to yourself!" ![]() QuietGiant: Toyota's new Prius design concept will not go over well with test audiences ![]() Reynard_T_Fox: White-faced titmouse? That's one for the life list! ![]() Generik: "Actually, my character was supposed to be a whole herd of animals known as Cattle Bats, but someone transposed the C and B, and well, the rest is history." Battle Cat on Inside the Actor's Studio. ![]() Hippie: Well, we certainly showed Skeletor a thing or two today, Prince Adam! *Yes, Cringer, old friend, we-- *Cringer rolls on back, licks massive green pair of nuts* *Oh, Jesus help me... *What? I'm a cat, for crying out... ![]() HanoverF: The Muscle Man of Eternia contest was a total fix, He-man competing and Prince Adam Judging? Sha right, everyone knows Adam is totally gay for He-Man!
| ![]() Reynard_T_Fox: "I AM SKELHOLIO!" "Oh no, not again." "I MUST CONQUER CASTLE GRAYSKULL FOR MY BUNGHOLE!" |
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