 E_B_A: Hot raven on C3PO cock action! |  AgentQ: Gary Sinise's narcolepsy was a frequent problem on the set. |  Reynard_T_Fox: "Gotta get my head ready for bikini season."  Generik: Captured terrorist Raggedy Andy was shot trying to escape from Guantanamo this morning... reached for comment, Raggedy Ann said only that she would like the eye-buttons before they send the body to the Goodwill.  HanoverF: That scene in Night of the Living Gym Coaches where they rip people from their cars and make them do push-ups always gives me goosebumps  GizM: "...all because I said 'water'. Take my advice, pal. Never say 'I don't know' or you're a goner for sure."  Reynard_T_Fox: Uh-oh, watch out! The Gay Predator almost has a bead on you!  HanoverF: It's kinda disturbing the way Cheney touches himself while watching 9-11 footage  Dairai: "Don't fuck with Texas. We got, like, pens and shit." keogh: We Americans are so damn tough, we drink our coffee with pens and letter openers in it. Surge? Ha. The drink or the military strategy? Mind, we'll put a bayonet in either one and ask for seconds!  Hippie: When I got back from Nam, they spat on me. And a couple of them pushed a little bit. And they dressed in military uniforms to mock me, oh, and one guy wore this mask to insinuate my cologne was too strong.  UnReality: "So...get evacuated by the military because of a deadly plague sweeping the globe around here often...?"  keogh: ... Maybe I better wait for the glue to wear off before I cap with you guys.  Hippie: Kirk Cameron pulls up, disappointed to find he's in the wrong end-times movie. But at least he gets to meet Pocko the Apocalypse Nymph! Hello there, Pocko! You're just a widdle bundle of unlucky survivors, yes you are!  Reynard_T_Fox: "And who's that?" "It's Pocko! He's a harbinger of doom! Isn't he? Izzn't he a widdle harbinger of doooom?"  Reynard_T_Fox: "Hello son...Oh...I see you brought that Quatto fellow with you." "Quatto's good people, Ma."  E_B_A: "Sometimes I regret letting that Prince roll his katamari up and down my back to remove hair..."  Hippie: Mom makes me dip my Oreos in orange juice. Mom makes her clothes out of brown grocery bags. Mom just sucks walnuts, and I'm not even getting into the subject of her bolo ties.  Jazzsoda: Don't you hate it when you sneeze and Kirk Cameron's mom comes out? I don't mean she reveals her lifelong love of other women and distaste for penis, I mean--let me start over.  HanoverF: Symptoms of Vermont Disease, all blood turned to delicious Maple Syrup  ArchHallJr: Rereading his essay "The Vagina: Urban Legend or Fact?"  E_B_A: "Well... looks like it's up to us to repopulate the world..." "DAD! NO!" "Shhh... the sky is pink... that means the mescal kicked in."  Hippie: And the urine goes AROUND and AROUND and AROUND and AROUND and AROUND and AROUND and it comes out in this doohickey over there. *You mean my floor? *Snappy, eh?  E_B_A: "Okay... so safe sex is a thing you're into... I get it." "You need to be across the room." "I'm leaving." "Even better!"  keogh: Down these alleys, down these streets, a man walks... *screech* *crshh* "Oh, God... * " ... Down these alleys, down these streets, a, uhm... "rowr" ...a CAT walks...  Hippie: My sweet Christ, Donna Summer?!? Just how fucking hard did you work for that money anyway?  HanoverF: Cliff's manboobs have bedroom eyes |
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