 Reynard_T_LoveFox_Baby: Somehow, the "Sweating Indian" commercial for stopping global warming just wasn't as effective as its forefather. |  WryBatty: Went to a cider pressin' and a barn raisin' broke out... |  Reynard_T_LoveFox_Baby: "Hey, miss, could I get some chips and a complimentary drink?" *arrowed*  Reynard_T_LoveFox_Baby: "Well dear, I'm no expert in these things, but I don't think you need that much pancake makeup for a blemish, and I'm even more sure that you shouldn't use actual pancakes."  WryBatty: I'll be right back dear, in the meantime, here's a topic, Corinthians were neither rich nor did they have leather...  Generik: The old West variation on the Vulcan nerve-pinch involved singing Polly-Wolly Doodle all the day while applying it. Needless to say, it wasn't very effective.  Generik: "Pa! Git out here, quick! Adam says the Ponderosa dirt tastes just like Nestle's Quik!"  animebabe: "Yes. I teach you the Way of Thinner Waist. Takes sacrifice" "Lots of hard work?" "Ribs. And portions of intestines."  UnReality: "You had me at hello." "Hello? I was trying to say, 'Die, paleface, die.'" "Same diff."  Reynard_T_LoveFox_Baby: "Really? Why I could just kiss ya!" "Uh thanks...it was nothing." "Why I could just dry hump ya 'til the cows come home!" "I'm...flattered?" "Why I could just cover you in olive oil and-" "Bye."  Generik: The original Abbey Road cover art, by Frederic Remington.  animebabe: "My therapist said that I should create a sculpture representing my inner strength... what do you think?"  Reynard_T_LoveFox: The theme song lyrics are long gone, yet the bouncing head of Lorne Green remains. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?!  WryBatty: Little Joe does the 'Fart A Pa's Head' dance for Hoss.  Reynard_T_LoveFox_Baby: "Just ignore it. Juuuuuusssst ignoooooorrre iiiiiiit...*whimper*"  animebabe: I'm not sure I like CMT's new logo.. I think it's a tad distracting. And it seems to follow you around the room...  WryBatty: The Ponderosa hits an iceberg.  animebabe: "Heya Lorne! You know... sometimes I think you'd got your head up your ass... Just wanted to share."  Reynard_T_LoveFox: "What's his problem?" "It's you, dickweed. Only total IS n00bs make jokes about the floating head of Lorne Greene." "Pbbt. Or maybe he's just not very interesting *with* graphics!" *violence*  total_IS_n00b: .oO I miss you... floating head. Why do you abandon me in my time of need?  animebabe: "You know.. that's where his head used to float...*sniffle*"  Generik: "Vulcan nerve-pinch! Polly-Wolly Doodle all the DAY, ya varmint!"  Reynard_T_LoveFox: "Any last words?" "Yeah, why the dishwashing gloves?" "So we can keep our hands soft while ridding the Great Basin of baked-on crud like you." "Okaaayyy..." "I said *last words*." *BANG*  Generik: "You know, son, in about hunnert and fifty years, you'd be a hero for doin' that." |