 better_to_have_loved_and_keogh: If you reverse the whole film, it's a creation myth in which zombies vomit up mankind. |  JoeCrow: Our colors don't run.... but our stars have been known to frolic on occasion |  Seltaeb: I'm sure one of the presets is for Convenient Plot Point Radio 1140, right?  AgentQpid: "Are you getting the photos of me stuffing the crazy snakes into this grave? Dude, the family is so gonna freak when they come to visit. They'll be all bereaved and shit, and then, POP!"  Reynard_T_LoveFox_Baby: "I *told* her my aim was true. Well now she knows it."  GersonK: "I don't care if you did clean my windshield! I don't have any spare brains! The ones in the ash tray are for...tolls. Yeah, tolls."  AgentQpid: Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of shadows? The Man does! Hahahahahahaha  Hippie: One accidentally cast odd shadow, one white chick sees it, and 40 years later the race-based rumors still persist.  Reynard_T_LoveFox_Baby: A scene from the controversial follow-up "Night of the Living Negroes". "Good neiiiiighborhoooood...." "*SCREAM*"  better_to_have_loved_and_keogh: "Did you let the dog out?" "Ahh...oh. Uhm...mixed news on that front..."  Generik: "You must be THIS tall and hallucinating like a motherfucker to ride this end of the hallway."  Hippie: And there you go again, Kenny, hulking out in front of an empty table. When the Andersons arrive and you're all normal, they'll blame it all on my schizophrenia again! Reynard_T_LoveFox_Baby: For his wife, life with Gregory Hines was a dream, but it was hell for their downstairs neighbors.  GersonK: "And then they all made jokes about how the zombies would leave me alone because I was blonde." "And then?" "The zombies ate their brains." "What did you do to escape?" "Uhm nothing."  Hippie: Yeah, zombies, go ahead and eat me. In fact, why don't ya start here? *Now come on, Brian. Is that really productive?  Jazzsoda: Nerf makes the best monster-chasing torches, because who wants to put one of their eyes out right when they need their depth perception the most?  Hippie: Welcome back to TLC's Surprise Makeover: Fuckers We Hate Edition.  Jazzsoda: Rick built a practice door in his living room just to keep his trick-or-treating skills sharp during the offseason.  Seltaeb: "Didn't I tell you the zombies were coming? Listen!" "...Tell her no, no, no, no. No no no no no, no, no..."  Generik: Ari Fleischer tries to spin the situation: "We are aware of no flesh-eating zombies outside this white house or any white house in the vicinity. I refer you to the Secretary of the Undead..."  Jazzsoda: That's what you get when you order the condemned to build his own crucifix. Cheeky fucker practically made a barcalounger. Reynard_T_LoveFox_Baby: "I heard there was some sort of crisis! Moobs Boy is here to help!" "Uh...no." *rips off boards, takes chances with the zombies*  JediClone: o/' Slimy, rotting people holding hands/ Slimyyyyyy rottiiiiiiiing peeeeeeople holdiiiiiing haaaaandsssss!  Jazzsoda: Wait. Wait. Let her do her thing. Ten bucks says Janis Joplin gets some whiskey outta that tree.  Seltaeb: I find the decision to have Jay Buhner periodically come into frame and summarize the story to that point to be an intriguing one.  JediClone: Little Known Fact: While filming "Aliens", actor Paul Reiser stood on a pile of phonebooks during his scenes with Sigourney Weaver. It didnt help.  Reynard_T_LoveFox_Baby: After graduating from smoke rings, Dave tackled more difficult formations, such as this San Francisco Giants logo.  AgentQpid: Come on. He may not be the liveliest newscaster in the world, but having the chyron identify him as "ZZZZZZZZZZZZ"? That's a bit harsh.  Hippie: Excuse me, General--Pete Bogus, Channel 5 Trillion, Fake News. Is is true army men are total douchebags? Here, please, talk into the dildo. *Well, sir, I've heard that before, but I think it's--heeey! Jazzsoda: Having a microphone built to perfectly resemble an ice-cream cone was a great help in securing a quote, but the problem was all the quotes were stuff like "*CRK* Oh! My teef! My fucking teef!"  AgentQpid: "Tonight on Point/Counterpoint, my evil twin from a parallel universe. Hello." "Goodbye." "Well. I can see this is going to get irritating fast."  Hippie: Welcome to WBTF News, the only station in town that doesn't check background credentials. We're here now with Mr. McKeesport, Ormsby Public Health official and world's greatest sex machine.  AgentQpid: "There's white-out all over the crime scene. Looks like someone's trying to cover something up." Hippie: Wow! That light really scared them off, Bill! But when your battery runs out, we're dead! *Nah. Those aren't my headlights. I ran over an angel in my rush to get here.  Jazzsoda: Dale got Scout back by pissing on the dog's favorite couch. Next step was to chew up some of that goddamn dog's nice stuff.  Hippie: Fortunately, even though Teddy was killed, the zombies didn't think to look for his spare head in his gym bag. He would eventually make a full recovery.  AgentQpid: "I will love him and pet him and call him NOSHNOSHNOSHNOSH"  Hippie: Hi, I'm Orville Weasley, and I desperately want out of your TV. Please leave it on this channel, and perhaps set out a soda or something, for if I make it.  Seltaeb: Rug Doctor! Steamin' mad at embedded flesh particles!  Hippie: TERROR! Linda found out too late the new turtleneck sweater was RIBBED FOR HER MURDER... coming soon to a theater near you!  JediClone: "Edward Crowbarhands" will not be seen tonight to bring you the following blunt object- *cue You Cant Do That On Television theme*  AgentQpid: I Know What You Did Last Oops Oh Shit Hang On A Sec Dropped My Hook No Don't Run I'll Be There To Kill You In Just A Second Goddammit |