 Jazzsoda: "How do you like my new coatrack? She works for peanuts. Wait, I didn't say 'penis' did I? Okay. Whew." |  GersonK: The guy in sunglasses just pulled the cord wrapped round her waist |  Jazzsoda: "Wow, Macy, nice penis. PEANUTS!" "Huh?" "Penis peanuts. Your penis has nice peanuuuuuuhm, I'm gonna stop talking now."  BuckFifty: "... what about this one?" *press* *press*" Um, we'll need that to live..."  HanoverF: *Crazy Straw to Major Tom, Crazy Straw to Major Tom*  Reynard_T_Fox: "Law of the briny deep! Hee hee!" "Wha?"  Reynard_T_Fox: "Fred, you can't be so ex...SANGUINE..ated...about this situation. HA! Jesus, does anyone around here appreciate good word play? Quit cryin' already."  Jazzsoda: Jill put on all her makeup via the reflection in an Elton John CD case. This explained a lot about her "unique" look.  leftover_keogh: You'd think something so horrible would have some kind of venomous sting, but no, it just slap-fights like a pussy. Agent_Moldy: If they mated: Michael Jackson and Yoko Ono. Even I won't sleep well after that one.  Generik: "Jacko and Yoko? I... I don't know... I've been out here purging myself for a week now, but it doesn't seem to be doing much good..."  Reynard_T_Fox: That "If They Mated" was too much for even Yoko.  Reynard_T_Fox: Carol figured if she just tattooed a huge "8" on her heels, she could bowl barefoot.  Jazzsoda: Yess, it's Puss Boxing on HBO! Limp Lenny Lembro is going for the PBL crown! Well, it's more of a tiara really...  Reynard_T_Fox: She's unconscious, but he salvaged her from the briny deep...YOU make the call.  HanoverF: They could either have a wardrobe budget, or free shots during every take, guess what they chose  Jazzsoda: Air hockey would get even more intense after they invented the puck and paddles.  HanoverF: No one expects a Dead Michael Landon in-the-box  JediClone: She does this every time you shine a light in her eyes  leftover_keogh: Oh, sweet friggin'...does this subhuman genetic lottery loser really think he's got something to pump his fist about? Yeah, it's your birthday...freak.  JediClone: *jingles quarters* "$12.25?!?! Like Hell! OK, which one of you girls hasnt been paying onto the Pointless Titty-Bounce Jar?"  Generik: "Sheee-it. This stuff wouldn't get a fly high. And I ought to know - I *am* a fly! Ha! Thank you, I'll be here all week! Buzz your waitress! Land on the buffet!"  Jazzsoda: Jerry had all his scenes cut out of Batman since all his thought-bubbles said things like SNATCH! and BISCUITS!  HanoverF: During a hold up you'd be shocked how soothing a good crap in your pants is.  HanoverF: Track of the Acorn Roast?  Jazzsoda: I'll be damned, that guy has LEGO hair. Getting ready for work in the morning must be a snap.  JediClone: My new intern uses her teeth. Film at 11.  Jazzsoda: She's got leeegs. She knows how to uuuuuuse 'em... *stumbles off mountain peak* *tumbles ass-over teakettle off series of boulders* *face-first off ski jump* *cartwheels through air into wood chipper*  Generik: It was the most exciting and kinky sex act Bud Cort could imagine - Sally Kellerman sodomized him while he rode his motorcycle around the living room and she imitated Edvard Munch's "The Scream."  Reynard_T_Fox: "Oh, you gotta have some of their feldspar stew, it's great."  leftover_keogh: "And these?" "Legs. They allow you to ambulate from place to place."  StinkMcFistFug: "I like your shuttlecock outfit."  Jazzsoda: Wow, who needs a car stereo when you've got Bette Midler on kazoo? Eh? Hey buddy, your posture suck- Dude! I can't believe he shot himself! |