 UnReality: .oO(I don't care what my shrink says. She kisses nothing like my mother.) |  Dante83: "THEY'RE GRRRRRRRRRREAT!" "Ok, I believe you!!!" |  UnReality: "I can hear the train coming. Just another few thousand years..."  UnReality: "I only slept with the swan 'cause he said he could introduce me to the Aflac duck."  Reynard_T_Fox: "Would some fine wine get you in the mood, darling?" "Could you maybe transform yourself into some beast of the fields?" "Man, you Greek chicks are *weird*." "Man, you demi-gods are *hung up*."  JoeCrow: We'd be going a lot faster if the oars reached the water JediClone: *thawp!thwap!thwap!*CRASH!*glug glug* Parellel parking in ancient Sparta was a bitch.  Reynard_T_Fox: "Every day I long for release from this styrofoam prison." *claws at walls* *squeeeak* "GAH! That NOISE!"  Agent_Moldy: "Oh, that's it, motherf**ker, the smock is comin' off!"  JediClone: Herc signs on as spokesman for "I Cant Beleive It's Not Twice-Fouled Olive Oil Scraped Off An Olympic Althete's Sweaty Back With A Rusty Knife!"  Generik: "Seriously, dude, go long. Come on! Go long!"  Meldrick: "Aww, c'mon babe, I just said you could use a little work around the abs. Don't be like that... well, if you're going out, I need some more stuff from GNC..."  Reynard_T_Fox: "Yes, I did both the giraffe *and* the giant clam. I'm like a black widow, with no shame."  Zee: "These curtains don't go with this carpet! What? Why is everyone snickering at me? My balls hangin' out?"  Reynard_T_Fox: "Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage. It's the latrine hole in the middle of the floor that really seals the deal."  JoeCrow: I feel a song coming on..... That or water-sports  Meldrick: "We don't care that you've grown legs and are a lot taller now, go the hell back to Eternia, Orko."  Reynard_T_Fox: No one would say it because he's a demi-god and all, but it did bother everyone that Herc would always start at the ass of chocolate idols.  Agent_Moldy: They're going to pump, *clap*, you -- some water.  Zee: "'Lizabethicus! I'm a-comin' !It's the big one!" JediClone: Upon noticing a single hair poking up through his imaculately waxed chest, Herc goes into an obsessive-compulsive fit. He then locked himself in a room with goat-skins full of his own urine.  UnReality: "I got your fearful symmetry right here, biyotch!"  GersonK: "Notice, that even as I drink a glass of water, he remains a mummified corpse."  Zee: They're all fighting over who gets Catherine the Great first.  Reynard_T_Fox: In certain gladiator matches, the emporer would give temporary thumbs-down priveleges to Jamieus Farrecles and his gong.  BuckFifty: "...shit... Did I throw five stilletos or six? Damn... Do I feel that lucky?"  Jazzsoda: Turns out hiding behind the carcass of a dead horse until everyone else is done killing each other really is the superior Coliseum-survival strategy.  Zee: "Hey, guys, wet sand feels just like a real vagina! .... Oh, who am I kidding, no it doesn't!" *breaks down sobbing* Reynard_T_Fox: Look, you gotta move your legs in the same way to make sand angels. And usually you're not supposed to do them face-down...and bleeding...oh dear.  JoeCrow: Note to self..... Next time get a horse with legs |