 JoeAnthrax: Pretty sad way of making sure his dates won't remeber his premature ejaculation problem, but that's why he went to med school... |  HanovercookedT: First hybrids get to use the carpool lane, now damn windup cars get their own roads? Friggen hippies |  GersonK: She's got the new Bose Body-Canceling Headphones  HanoverF: Like a one armed scientist at a hand shaking competition, full of invisible men. This analogy really ran away on me  JediClone: In Bizarro World, stripper put clothes on for to make men cool down! Bizarrodick really get rich not watching! Throws none of his money away!  HanoverF: "Linda, you can't keep lieing to me, I know the baby isn't mine, you've been sleeping with a monolith haven't you?!"  Black_fReyday: "She's passed out, but she *did* invite me into her room. YOU make the call."  d_christ_humbug: the first ipods were actually a human head. you'd lug it around and it would sing to you. although a pretty big hit in canada it never really caught on in the states.  Black_fReyday: "This'll keep you quiet, Björkbot!" *SONIC BLAST* *guy flies back into the wall*  Black_fReyday: The horrible truth of those French nuclear tests.  GersonK: Come to the Encylopedia Fair! Get a Footnote Dog! Have your references guessed!  JediClone: *squeel* *grind* *squeel* *tear* *gag* *de-blood-ify* "Yup. That sure was some pig!" "Yup."  JediClone: Dammit! I've sunk over 4 bucks into this machine, and I still havn't got him!  Black_fReyday: Watch out, Gretchen! He's got a batarang!  JediClone: "Just because you plant seeds dont expect flowers" "... in bed? I dont get it."  AgentQ: "Of course I'm made entirely out of bread! Why else would they call me 'the bread man'? Here's some yeast, why don't you grow a clue?" "What does that--?" "I don't know! My brain's made of bread!"  Black_fReyday: "THAT'S why I keep blowing so many sniper missions! Remember! *hits self on head* My aim! *hits self on head* Remember! *hits self on head* My aim! *hits self on head*"  AgentQ: Ed shouted that the end was near to people on the street for years. When the apocalypse finally came, he found himself the only survivor. He resolved to change his sign to read "I told you so."  HanoverF: Ok, so take a chicken, stuff it in a pumpkin, bake it into a pie,and stuff the pie into a turkey? Bah, Fuck you and your convoluted recipies John Madden!  Black_fReyday: .oO(Urgh...that turpumpkhen ain't sittin' right. Probably shouldn't have injected the Cheez Wiz.)  AgentQ: *crate goes by* *crate goes by* *crate with Indy and Short Round in it goes by*  Black_fReyday: "I TRIPLE dog dare you to touch the shoggoth!" "You're on, Dave!" *touch* *something unspeakably horrible and eldritch happens*  HanoverF: 'Why did the chicken cross the United States?' "Hell if I know, Robin, Bat-tusi time!"  Black_fReyday: "Those murderers won't make *you* into a McNugget! Fly free!" *toss* *flail* *tiny crunch* |