 Scared_Hipless: Ten to one says they were calling him Doughboy before he even got into a uniform. |  GersonK: Moe convinces Joe and Larry if you bite a brick of plastique hard enough, not only won't it explode, but it tastes like sweet sweet candy. Classic stooges. |  Jazzsodamned: Larry, Moe and Curly form up into a giant Volstooge and stomp Sgt Beefwall into a thin, sticky paste, which they roll around in naked on the floor for 20 minutes. Classic Stooges?  TheFoxening: The horror...the horror...Classic Stooges.  Seltaeb: They were all wearing Depends at this point, right? 'Cause I'm sure at this point each slap, punch and hit would jar an ounce of stool loose. AgentDraQla: "Hey, Moe!" *rifle swings at Curly's head* *rifle misses* "Watch it!" "Sorry. Man, I bet that would've hurt if it connected." "Good thing it didn't!" "I'll say." *end credits*  GersonK: "So, then Superdick says 'I hate Mondays' and ties Odie in a knot."  JediClone: "Fey On!" "NEXT!"  Agent_Ghouldy: Shock the monkey? One guess who's a big enough dick to try it.  GersonK: I have become Shiva. Destroyer of monkeys.  Agent_Ghouldy: You know you're a sick f**k when you freak out clowns.  JediClone: o/' It's time to fling some feces!/ It's time to sling some shit!/ It's time to throw some turdlings/ On the Monkey Show tonight!  GersonK: Playing "Got your nose" for keeps? Smells like dick spirit to me.  JediClone: Little Known Fact: Godzilla can't use chopsticks correctly  AgentDraQla: The evil supervillain Heimlich has the ability to force people to cough up their internal organs. He only appeared in one issue, but he scarred a whole generation.  GersonK: "Animals running wild? This looks like a job for Aquaman. Well, if he could communicate with animals that people encounter regularly. Ass." AgentDraQla: "What's this? Evil pinko Communista east coast liberals handing out propagandistic pamphlets to innocent, naive youngsters? This is a job for Stephen Colbert!" *removes suit to reveal other suit*  Jazzsodamned: Careful, Superdick! Andre the Giant Has a Posse!  AgentDraQla: *ZAP* "Heh-heh." "What was that, Clark?" "Oh, nothing. I just gave you cancer."  Agent_Ghouldy: *Map bursts into flames* "Ow! What the -- " "Lest you forget me." "Dick!" "Ha-ha! Yep!" *flies away*  Seltaeb: Oklahoma likes to cuddle with Texas once he's done. Jazzsodamned: "Aw, shucks, Indians! Let's bury the hatchet. You can have Oklahoma." "We kill you all." "Did we mention it's shaped like a hatchet?"  HanoFate: The ocean has plenty of bacterial nastys in it, so be sure if you go in to strap a giant urinal cake to your back  Jazzsodamned: What few people realize is that originally, the lyrics to "London Bridge Is Falling Down" were screamed, not sung.  AgentDraQla: ...will absolutely not be seen on The Headbanger's Ball with Jamey Jasta. Instead, expect a bunch of suburban douchebags with silly haircuts and sillier Cookie Monster vocals.  Agent_Ghouldy: In other words, when Björk sings, metal cowers in the corner and cries like a little girl.  Scared_Hipless: So, you heard King Kong had broken out in the last strip, eh? Observatory, you're such a slut! Jazzsodamned: "Feminist astronomers unite! To the Observovary!"  keoghful: Back in my day the fraternities didn't have the technology to reroute I-95 into the Louvre. Not in one night. Bravo, gents.  Scared_Hipless: ...rolled back in 6 short years. Thank you, Florida! And a bonus "fuck you" to Ohio now!  TheFoxening: Every day is T.O Day on ESPN!  JediClone: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. We mean it. Arizona and New Mexico and asked too many questions about what happenes in Vegas. Do you want to end up like them?  AgentDraQla: "You know, you remind me of a banana." "Because I always wear yellow?" "Because I just want to peel that yellow right off of you and eat you all up." "Well, that too, I suppose."  AgentDraQla: *gunshot* *money stolen*  TheFoxening: Finally learned that the pneumatic tube on the far right just curves back around and shoots the canisters into his ass. Human Resources thought that one up, I hear.  AgentDraQla: *looking at photo of themselves in the exact same pose* *universe loops in on itself* *time explodes* "All that from looking at a crummy picture?" *(a) you're dead (b) don't question my physics*  Jazzsodamned: Despite these four very loyal customers, The Corn Hole quickly went out of business.  TheFoxening: It was a lovely birthday party, until Mom took a bite of the cake and realized Billy had just covered her hat with frosting. Then it was a *great* birthday party.  AgentDraQla: % It's my party / And I'll inflate my head through sheer force of will until my hat pops off if I want to / Inflate my head through sheer force of will until my stupid party hat pops off if I want to  Seltaeb: This year's hottest Halloween costume? The Krazy-Glue guy.  Jazzsodamned: %Braaiiin Tumor! (Brain Tumor!) Braaain Tumor! (Brain Tumor!) Braaain Tumor and Meeeeee!%  JediClone: Rognar and Mog's Laugh In: "Garf went to work today. Then Garf remember jobs not invented yet!" "Stegosaur It To Me!" *rapid succession of camera zooms*  Genscareik: Mary loves Washington, while Harry's heart is in Massachussetts... but each one has a monolith they're trying to leave behind...  Scared_Hipless: Hi. I'm Francis Maxon, and welcome to "Quite Literally Behind the Iron Curtain"...  HanoFate: "Speedy" says be sure to like every stamp you find, even the strange ones your parents keep in that musty odd smelling drawer they don't think you know about |