 HideousSunDemon: Roll out the Bela, we'll have a Bela FUN!!!!!! |  MeldrEEEK: So, which is creepier, the head growing from his torso, or the woman keeping up at 45 MPH? |  VladSigntist: Separate coffins make sure no one has to sleep in the formaldehyde 'wet spot'.  HanoFate: "Solomon Grundy, Buried on... Uh let Grundy Check Calendar."  UnDeadality: "Mu. Ha ha. Ha. Ha ha. Ha."  VladSigntist: "Well, the baby is finally here and seems to be fine. Placenta cheese sandwiches all around guys?"  TheFoxening: Julius and Ethel Rosenberg contend with another drive-by pancaking. Those were innocent times...  MeldrEEEK: "Sorry, a vampire cannot enter a house until either invited, or better drapes are hung."  HideousSunDemon: Damn, Bela's powers of hypnotic persuasion are so great he can get women to fondle their own boobies just by wiggling his eyebrows.  HanoFate: "It's Been a Hard Days Night Beating Hobos with Tom Hanks" doesn't fit on a Marquee well.  GersonK: Of course, you always want to use Tom Hanks to beat a hobo. This right here is what happneed after only three wacks about the head with Peter Scolari.  AgentDraQla: Some women were notorious in high school for dating the entire football team. Gladys took it a step further and married them.  HideousSunDemon: "This? Bela's wishbone...I would've tried for his swishbone, but he needs that for his Thriller dance."  MeldrEEEK: "Show us your boo's!"  TheFoxening: When naming an illegal brothel, it's good to be subtle.  Jazzsodamned: The original short bus was as long as any other bus, but only half as tall.  echostation: "Two plus two is twelve,Randy. Dat's what Bugs Bunny says. And he's smart like me and I gotta go poop..."  Jazzsodamned: When naming an illegal brothel, it's good to be subtle.  TheFoxening: Once off the bus, the Special kids run to their special short bunks. The really lucky ones get to sleep on the top bunk. The one with the mattress. Heh, special kids. Jazzsodamned: There were no father figures down at the orphanage to teach the boys how to hang a pennant correctly, but nobody cared about "13 Ghosts" or "Thundercats State" anyway.  TheFoxening: "Verrrry interesting. But-" *SCREEE* *CRASH*  GersonK: The only guy who fell for it when Bill and Ted tried to make "station" into a slang word  Jazzsodamned: It was right at this moment that Phil realized the genius of naming the brothel a "Hummer Dealership."  HanoFate: .oO(Damn, why's everyone always going to the Valley Sweet Store and ignoring my Sweet AS S?)  Bela_LuMoldy: "Yes, Mini-Me. Ve gnaw on our kit-ty."  Jazzsodamned: This is exactly like Stand By Me, except every store in town is secretly a brothel and the boys are on their way to get syphilis shots.  TheFoxening: Jim was disappointed, to put it mildly, to find out that "Mistress Estrella's Punishment Dungeon For Very Naughty Boys" was, in fact, a fully licensed dungeon with fully-clothed torture.  JediCorpse: So, is the Killer striking monsters or young girls? Either way, Lindsay Lohan is screwed.  HanoFate: "We're having an adventure, just like the Goonies!" 'Only with more inapropriate touching!'  GersonK: "Bah! Inappropiate touching in the Goonies? More like amazingly touching! I still cry at the end."  JediCorpse: "I want to suck your blood!" "C'mon! Say it right!" "  Jazzsodamned: Drac decides to go on the wagon after making a pathetic attempt to get some blood out of Freddy Krueger's beef-jerkied ass.  Dante83: "You boys will be sleeping in Grandma's room. We haven't used it since she died." "When was that?" "This morning. Change the sheets."  MeldrEEEK: "Wow, you were right. I put my hand in the negative dimension door, and now I have two left hands."  The_Invisible_Rey: We now return to "Jack Oxnard, Pet Mortician" on YSMT.  Jazzsodamned: "Fine, I can take a hint when I'm not wanted. If anybody needs me, I'll be downstairs. ...workin' on my knight moves!"  Seltaeb: I guess it was a bad idea to replace the original pipe organ score with The Hippy Hippy Shake. The_Invisible_Rey: We now return to Jimmy Faberge's stunning rendition of "The Crypt So Dank And I So Eager"  Bela_LuMoldy: Back when they were known as Vamp-beaters.  JediCorpse: "Everybody say Type Oooooohhhhh!" "TYPE OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!"  AgentDraQla: "I had the strangest dream. And you were there, and you, and... well, the black kid wasn't there." "Why wasn't I--" "Tom, tell the black kid I don't talk to him."  Scared_Hipless: C'mon! You know you want the hobo lovin'! Like you just "happened" into this boxcar looking like a brand new can of beans!  AgentDraQla: "Where are we?" "I have no idea." "Told you we shouldn't have followed that stupid will-o'-the-wisp." "I never thought it'd get us lost in our own house!"  HanoFate: But I didn't even see any topless underage spirits? Damn you Joe Francis! Seltaeb: The Bela they come, the Bela they fall! "What does that mean, Selt?" I... uh... I need more cookies! |