 keogh: A gentleman always picks up his intestines when a lady walks by. |
 teambanzai: How the CIA got Oswald to kill Kennedy. Let's see get curtain rods, pick up milk and cheese, kill President Kennedy? hmmmm Well it is a to do list. |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "I just don't understand why the kids are afraid of us policemen." "Maybe if you took the Mickey Mouse skull off the squad car?" |
 keogh: And in a moment of clarity, his purpose became obvious: He would don a fearsome costume, striking fear into the criminal heart as he fought the good fight. Then on a sugar high he got some bacon. |
teambanzai: Just when he thought there was nothing left to live for Ted saw a sign. Jack in the Box, it wasn't much but he was hungry and let's face it he probably shouldn't aim too high. |
 keogh: At the lowest ebb ever, Ned sat in the park clear of any cover, hoping for a sniper to start his spree. Nothing. Things never went Ned's way. |
 teambanzai: What kind of statement is he going to make sashaying into court? |
 carbonbased: Another drive-by shooting fails because Carl forgot his gun. |
 teambanzai: You know what they say, "once you go paperboy you don't go back." |
 TyranosaurisRex: Bob Vila has Norm Abrahms build him a custom picket fence that he can climb over easily when he comes home gassed. |
 enigk: Hippie Bowling Alley |
keogh: Once overgrown, following the yellow brick road became next to impossible, leaving many strangers to wander into the World of Billy Beer-Induced Hallucinations about 30 clicks south. |
 E_B_A: Here in frame 4297 you can see Senator Connoly's brains splashing onto Timmy and Sally's lemonaide stand... |
 Reynard_T_Fox: Yeah, I've played the crap tables in La Vega. |
 E_B_A: What happens when you combine the graceful art of Steeplechase with the reverant setting of Arlington National Cemetery? Let's find out! |