 Reynard_T_Fox: "I must dispose of the unholy Herbal Essences before it lays claim on another chaste maiden!" |
 Angel_Noir: What really happened..."I tell you, Krypton is doomed." "OK, Jor-el, we'll get on that right after we solve the problem of Jan-et Jack-son showing her third boob during the Megabowl." |
 Dirigo: That must have been murder giving birth to. |
 Angel_Noir: In the deleted scenes Neo is seen randomly peeing on people as he flew through the Matrix. |
 echostation: The bluescreen will be digitally replaced with computer generated crowds of people appearing to actually give a shit about this performance.... |
 Angel_Noir: The earliest artistic representation of "Throw your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care". |
 echostation: This ancient Greek sculpture is entitled "Man Sniffs Dog's Butt for a Change" |
 FryGirl: "WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!" |
 shanky: "An Earth, Wind, & Fire cover band." |
FryGirl: Well, the first flower built it's house out of straw. The second flower said "This porridge is too cold" and the third flower was eaten by the Big Bad Wolf. The end. Why are you crying? |
 shanky: "And I was there...watching intently." |
 echostation: The world famous Diarrhea Geyser..... |
 Reynard_T_Fox: John Ashcroft's whistlestop tour, coming to a vacant lot near YOU! |
 SecretariatOnAMotorcycle: Awww, he's so repugnant when he's sleeping |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "Bad news. Your soul is heavier than a feather, you're headed for the Underworld." "But that's my *body*!" "Shoulda laid off the tater chips. Now off you go." |
 echostation: "It captures brain farts." |
 SecretariatOnAMotorcycle: "that'll be $1,233,764.32. Pull your tank up to the next window." |
Reynard_T_Fox: "Sir, with all due respect, this track simply cannot handle any more reverb." |
 amycamus: E! Television presents a very special one hour look at "The Lighter Side of Jim Croce." |
 SecretariatOnAMotorcycle: "I don't care what the sign says, you're not checking my equipment." |
 amycamus: "How I started out on Broadway and ended up playing a rectal microbe in a hemorroid cream commercial is one sad tale of woe, son." |