joe678: Even ESPN2 passed on the 2004 Pocket Pool finals (higher ratings for @#$%& poker playing, I guess)	Soozcat: Hmm, never knew they made a musical version of "Pissing 'Gainst the Fence."	icabod: He's not heavy, he's my brother... but I may have to eat him if we run out of food
Soozcat: !!! The Professor's killed the Skipper and taken his Hat of Authority! What horrors lie in wait for Mary Ann and Ginger now that the Prof is alpha male?	Reynard_T_Fox: Just goes to show you, Hackman's good in anything. Even a homemade snuff film.	echostation: "It says, 'Dear Mom, camp is fine. I am enjoying mysel..AAaaaaargh!'"
echostation: Frank and Joe had a fun game they liked to play called: Knock the Blond Chick Over....	Soozcat: Turning Vulcanese I think he's turning Vulcanese I really think so...	echostation: "Dammit Henry, do you HAVE to hump everything?"
echostation: "Eat your oatmeal"	Soozcat: The hell with 'from each according to his means, to each according to his needs.' Give it all to Uncle Karl, peepz!	echostation: "You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em"
E_B_A: Meet Clara and Carlotta, Simese twins joined by thick, black nostril hair...	grimsac: Go ahead. You've already turned me into stone, you may as well take my wallet and keys, too... Oh, I WILL	E_B_A: "Ladies and Gentlemen... I represent the Giant Uncooked Bacon-Strip Panelers of America and tonight..."
grimsac: Always keep your bananas in a tight, warm, moist environment so they keep their natural flavor... did I say "Tight"? what the Hell?	E_B_A: "What's it say, Ma?" "According to this letter I'm not your mother but in fact the mascot for the Big Boy chain of family burger restaurants wearing a dress and high heels..." "Keen!"	Reynard_T_Fox: The Walls of Tomorrow will curve claustrophobically inward, reflecting the soul-crushing nature of Modern Life!

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