 amycamus: "...to kick around anymore! My mother was a SAINT!" "Can you give us a hand? He's not leaving office easily." |
 rickubis: You're saying that you have more in your *pants* than this elephant has on it's face? |
 amycamus: "Three days is nothin'. We've been stuck in this kudzu since the Emancipation Proclamation." |
 rickubis: "Welp, break's over, back to speedbumpin'." |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "I'm onto you, Palin. You *and* your so-called Ministry of Silly Hats." |
 Chebby: "Been a manicurist long?" "Chit chat's another fifty cents Mac, let's see those paws." |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "Mr. Maytag Repairman, we're from the welfare office. Is it true that you haven't even *looked* for work in thirty years?" "No, it just never looks for *me*." "Lock him up." |
 screaming_fist: "Why won't the other pilots play with me?" |
 Kota: We've secretly replaced her "Tropicana" orange juice, with "Orange Metamucil",.... let's watch!!! (On 2nd thought, let's NOT) |
 Mr_Grant: Less talk, Movita. |
 Dante83: "Oh, just in time for my favorite program: 'How to Turn Giraffe Hide Into Wallpaper." Oh, I've learned so many things so far..." |
 Mr_Grant: Mrs Vader's 3rd grade class gets started on their TIE Fighter project. |
 Reynard_T_Fox: Oddly enough, it was catering lady Ethel Johnson that first uttered the notion, "You know, those Marshall amplifiers look downright stackable." Rock would never be the same again. |
 BlueOnBlack: Just had to share this, er, headline from my Netscape home page: 'Mbeki drops Zulu head from cabinet'...discuss amongst yourselves '-) |
 Buffoon: It was after the unfortunate paratrooper incident they decided it was best to just pay Dubya not to show up for his National Guard pilot duty. |
 Mr_Grant: Tractor? I hardly- |
amycamus: Turd? |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "American consumers, you *do* know what TURD stands for, don't you? Totally Unruly Repairs, Dude!" |
amycamus: "The choice is clear this November: Re-elect oil company executives and friends of the Saudi regime!" |
 Mr_Grant: ~Wow, he lives in here? ~No, you idiot, he has a real house. |