 Dante83: When he holds his fist to his forehead it means he just soiled himself. Why the entire orchestra needs to know this isn't made clear, but it's in the conductor's handbook so he does it. |
 elKapitan: The unicycle was developed in several stages... |
Matteus: wheel be right back! |
 E_B_A: "According to this model, the problem with your axle is the turnstyle is broken." "But... there's no turnstyle on-" "This model doesn't lie, buddy..." |
E_the_E: Ron Popeil's latest invention, the Rolling Rotisserie. |
 E_B_A: Grandpa's still never did produce any moonshine but its odd vibrations left Grandma satisfied. |
 E_B_A: "Don't worry chief. I'm looking everywhere... I'll find your missing chin..." "GNMNNHHMN! GMNNNWW!" "I know..." |
 Reynard_T_Fox: This is like *totally* the best High Sierra Music Festival *ever*. |
 Meldrick: "Dear, is it supposed to eat the car like that?" |
 Meldrick: Now, a moment of silence for Gregory Heinz's feet... |
 E_B_A: Roger let his crab infestation get out of control and spent the rest of his life serving his new masters hand and foot. |
 Meldrick: "First off, you're doing it all wrong, secondly, I don't think there is such a thing as a 'filth angel.'" |
 E_B_A: "HEY! Can't a guy fuck is Teddy Ruxpin in peace?" |
 Meldrick: "You know, in that light, you kind of remind me of... nothing actually." (lol@ Teddy Ruxpin. |
 E_B_A: (Thanks Meld! It's the Teddy Fuxpin!) |
 E_the_E: "Was it good for you?" "Well, you're no Teddy Fuxpin." |
 Meldrick: "It's like falling off a log, or more precisely, being pushed off a train." |
 E_the_E: "Think I'll play a little backpocket pool to warm up." |
 Meldrick: "I'd like a large cup of efac, please." |
 E_B_A: "Survey says?" *BZZZ!* "Sorry... my hot ass is NOT on the menu..." |
 GersonK: "Hello, care to make a donation to Dopplegangers of America?" "Sorry, you already gave at the office." "Thank me" "I'm welcome." |
 E_the_E: We now return to 'Zombie Job Interview': "And what makes you gentlemen feel qualified for the job?" "Brains!!" "Good answer." |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "Yeah, ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball. But that deaf, dumb, and blind kid, sure does a mean sitting in the corner, creeping everyone out." |
 GersonK: "What's an UMAT?" |