 gleeb: The people have all moved to Florida for tax reasons... |
 jack_routers: Everybody look busy! The citizenry of Copenhagen's coming! |
 Steeve_Reeves: Millions of hapless car buyers just waiting for a good scam artist to sell 'em a Cavalier... |
 Reynard_T_Fox: This small town in the Japanese countryside may only be a dot on the map to you, but this is what it looks like to the General Motors Man! Because he's been hitting the sake pretty hard, you see. |
 jack_routers: Fortunately, Japan has not industrialized yet, or we'd be in really big trouble. |
Reynard_T_Fox: Before you die, you see The Tire. And the Goals For This Quarter. |
TyranosaurisRex: For example, the Edsel would have sold millions overseas but there wasn't a ship big enough for it to fit on. |
 Reynard_T_Fox: Sheesh, the way Ripley made it sound, you'd think there was only one guy on Earth who could eat metal and glass. |
 JurassicPork: "So, in summary, gentlemen, minus 15% of American consumers buy our cars." "Jenkins, you're fired." |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "STOP THE PRESSES!" "Bob, this is an automobile factory." "Well then...STOP THE AUTOMOBILE PRESSES!" |
 JurassicPork: Typing in the dark, Mr. Walpole realized that he'd mistakenly written an obituary on his editor-in-chief instead of the society article he'd planned. |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "Dear Meester Jones, hee hee, *wheeze*" Yep, Peter Lorre *writes* that way, too. |