 Generik: Antebellum? How come nobody's probellum anymore? |
 Tommys Dad: Sing a duet with Julio Iglesias, now only $29.95. Offer void in Utah. |
 KINGDINOSAUR: "I wish I'd asked for a football instead of the Not-So-Easy Bake Oven." |
 Generik: "You must be THIS tall to ride Santa... big boy." |
KINGDINOSAUR: "How do we know you're the real Santa Claus?" "Sieg Heil!" "Geez, no wonder the Jews started up another holiday." |
 RedReynardBBGun: There's no pet like a freeze-dried pet. Just be careful not to knock it over. |
Generik: 'Scuse me while I smack my bitch pup... |
 RedReynardBBGun: That's why the army paid $995 apiece, they're *combat* maxi pads. |
KINGDINOSAUR: So ... Tampax is now a sponsor for NASCAR? |
 Generik: Panning for sauerkraut. |
KINGDINOSAUR: The 'Snail Hunter' series didn't do well in the ratings until CBS bought it up and ran it after "Murder, She Wrote". |
 Generik: "I swear to Christ, next asshole that requests 'Free Bird' gets a wet plug o' chaw in his ear." |