 TyranosaurisRex: "Dextrum, what's wrong with the M5 unit?" "I don't know. The last thing it said was "I am M5. I am perfect" then it started spewing out burnt pieces of toast. |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "Says here, 'Not responsible for death or dismemberment as a result of our gross incompetence.' Well *that's* not very promising." |
 robofreak: Ah, this reminds me of *my* first time.... |
 robofreak: Sadly, this also reminds me of my first time... |
 da_upstart: "Walk this way, Scully." "Well I am Mulder, but I fail to see the significance of taking excessively long strides when there's no haste." "Just come the hell on |
 robofreak: "Draw me like one of your French girls, Mr. Dawson..." |
 da_upstart: "... So after I recovered from sniffing little girls panties, I came here to work for the corporation... in the laundry room... with the... panties..." |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "Mulder, what are we doing on the set of the new Thomas Dolby video?" "Witnessing history, my friend." |
 Agent_Moldy: *shove* "After me." |
 tinaw: Unless YOU plan to show up. |
 robofreak: "The G-Spot? Now, you're just talking crazy. Aliens, i can believe...but, that?" |
 da_upstart: .oO(Now I have to stay focused. Keep my mind on the job at hand. Figure out the possibilities and... Ooo! Corn dogs!...)Oo. [Editor's Note: Easily Distracted X-Files Agent? ;) ] |
 beckett: "HELP! IT'S RIPPING MY ASS TO SHREDS!!!!" |
 robofreak: *sniff sniff* Is it starting to smell like cracker in here?" |
 Agent_Moldy: ...and then I saw this tunnel...and at the end of the tunnel was a Tony Shalhoub...and I started walking toward it...and he said, "Not so close! You're germy!" |
 Agent_Moldy: Having seen all the things he'd seen, the fact that Scully was using the urinal too didn't faze Mulder a bit. |
 robofreak: Frightened by the plunge her neckline took. |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "Well why did you *think* they call it the Red Light District?" |