11/27-28/03: Turkey Weekend Massacre (cont.)


Melrunoverbyreindrik:
"Not only is it a memento to my lost love, sometimes the sleestaks let me control the weather with it.""That's cute"

Reynard_T_Fox:
"Honey, if you love me, you'll never get breast reduction surgery." "But I can't stand under my own power!"

Generik:
"What the...? Hey! Stop putting words in my mouth! Stop it, I say! I can read that!"

FryGirl:
"Alas, poor Yorick, ad nauseum."

Generik:
"Alas, poor Yorick... I blew him, Horatio."

Melrunoverbyreindrik:
"Alas poor Yorik, that bastard owed me $50."

Reynard_T_Fox:
"This is gonna be the most bitchin' skateboard ramp *ever*." "I want a divorce." "Yeah I'll get that in a second..."

Melrunoverbyreindrik:
"What do you mean, 'If I want to go to town, just fly there on that?'"

Generik:
"I want a million bucks, Father, or I go to the Bishop." "You can't be serious! Why... you used to be so cheap! I mean, easy! I mean... uh... a MILLION?!?"

Reynard_T_Fox:
"Honey? If you're feeling bad, here. Maybe some raking will make you feel better." "I want a divorce." "Uh, I think we're out of those."

Melrunoverbyreindrik:
He's outstanding in his bush.... wait, that didn't work right...

Generik:
"But... if they could GET the president to Baghdad, why couldn't they LEAVE him there?" "Shut up and drive, Jerry."

Reynard_T_Fox:
"Yes, concrete truly is an architect's best friend." "I want a divorce."

Generik:
"Damn. I wish these 'Do it yourself divorce' kits came with better instructions."

FryGirl:
oO"I'm glad I moved to this complex...what a view!"Oo

Melrunoverbyreindrik:
"OK kids, time to play Frogger! Cindy, you're first!"

screaming_indigestion:
"Mommy, wow! I'm a big kid now."

Reynard_T_Fox:
"Look, we're all impressed, Moses, but did you really *have* to part our football field?"

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