Sep. 2003: Lurker's Delight
Every time I show up in Inventing Situations, everybody has just left, save for one or two people. Do I...offend?


FryGirl:
Failed Superhero #432: PG&E Man.

Dante83:
Hey Rita, look. guess who I am... Good Evening. Oh come on! GOOD EVENING!

GersonK:
"You're gonna have to limbo a lot better than that if you want me to believe you're sober."

Matteus:
they come here to dance like Michael Stipe

rickubis:
"Son, your barn door's open." "Gawww-leee! How kin you see clear over yonder ta mah house fum here?"

Kif:
o o 0 (Pep Club Sense tingling. Somebody isn't taking school spirit seriously! To the PepCycle!)

UnReality:
Richard Nixon's love letters

Dante83:
Geez Honey, why do I have to send a memo just to ask for more peas?! It's so annoying" "Include all concerns in the memo, dear."

gleeb:
Maybe a seat isn't a useless triviality....

Hinermad:
Everybody said Jeff had balls, but after taking the motorcycle road test they were about 20 feet apart.

144b:
Not now, Tommy! Can't you see that I'm in a middle of a dry heave?

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