9/04/03: His Majesty's Royal Bottomless Cup a' Coffee


gleeb:
Lazlo and Istvan, the famous conjoined Hungarian engineers.

Reynard_T_Fox:
These are all the proud symbols of our nation's industry that will decorate the walls of some slacker's garage in fifty years!

Dante83:
You'd think Prince Charles would shop somewhere a bit classier, but there he is.

Mr_Grant:
~Hazel... dammit, will you be my wife? You'd have a tiara and your own wing of Kensington Palace. ~I'll think about it.

gleeb:
"Look, the meat loaf comes with green beans. No substitutions, yer freakin' highness!" "Freaking royal highness, actually."

Mr_Grant:
"I've rethought the tampon wish."

porpoise:
I bit 'em off right down to the first knuckle. But I haven't smoked a cigarette in 2 months.

Mr_Grant:
Thunderbirds! Are! Having breakfast!

Agent_Moldy:
You call those tracks? *pushes up sleeve* THESE are tracks!

Dante83:
It's an ant farm! Now we can have fun as we learn about toil and death!

teambanzai:
My license? Isn't it back there on the bumper?

Reynard_T_Fox:
"I'm inclined to farm."

teambanzai:
Tahoe? Yukon? What the hell kind of sissy names are those? What happened manly names like Blazer, Jimmy and Bronco?

Agent_Moldy:
"Plymouth Breeze. Now *there's* a manly car name." "Shut up, Martha."

Reynard_T_Fox:
GM Offers Award for Soleil Moon Frye. CEO says: "I just love that Punky Brewster show, and I want her to be a permanent fixture in our company, if you know what I mean."

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