 Reynard_T_Fox: Peter! Egon! Don't cross the newspapers! |
 Meldrick: Prof. Gattling would have made more progress with his artificial girl, if not for the sailors coming around and groping the spare parts. |
 Generik: "Your new diaphragm is ready, Ms. Madonna!" |
 Indomitus: June 1952... A young scientist at M.I.T. stumbles across what would eventually be defined as "flavor crystals" |
 Reynard_T_Fox: Eventually, management took one of the mirrors down, as the existential horror of an infinite workplace was lowering company morale. |
 Generik: Amazing how Stevie can manage to finish the 660 with half the track team stuffed up his butt. |
 Indomitus: If that boy keeps his foot there, the guy's going to end up with a bad case of Athlete's Crotch. |
 Generik: "Look, guys, all I'm saying is you give those boys one or two of *these* every few minutes, and they're not going to know whether to play defense or ask you to the prom, you know what I'm saying?" |
 Meldrick: "Now, as you can see, as the motorcade proceeds down this road, several shots are fired at it from the southwest..." |
 Indomitus: "You know, Coach always used to warn us about Athlete's Crotch, but we never believed him. Well I do now..." |
 FryGirl: This is the city. Nice place to visit, but you can't find a decent grocery store and it's really inconvenient to the malls and stuff. |
 Generik: Sure... now that I've got a huge erection poking through my very being... goodnight, kids, great caps! |
 jack_routers: Our first segment: Destroying the Incredible Hulk! Next up: Controlling the universe! And then: Dealing with the Heartbreak of Encephalitis. |
 wd40: The photographic proof that Col. Sanders ate his twin, in the womb . . .original recipe with wedge fries, please. |
 gleeb: While the angel and devil gave Bob advice of a moral nature, all the tiny mime on his shoulder ever suggested was "get into local performance art!" |
 Generik: The sequel to "The Day of the Triffids," "The Afternoon of the Blackberries," went straight to video... understandably. |
 MilkboxLarry: .oO "What the hell? Insert quarter to continue writing? What a freakin' rip-off..." |
 Generik: "Smithers... be a good chap and remove this ghastly Tom Servo head from my lips, won't you?" "Heh heh heh... sure... soon as I finish these Crackerjacks..." |